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Apparently Joseph (Jesus' humanoid father, although Yahweh was his real father which is actually himself) met Mary (who Catholics call the "mother of god")for the first time when she was 12! Joseph was 99 and Mary was 16 when Jesus was born as a humanoid, although Jesus says Joseph and Mary did not copulate! That her hymen was unbroken after the birth of Jesus was allegedly confirmed by a number of Hebrew priests after they thoroughly examined "the mother of god's" vagina and chopping off the foreskin of the "son of god"!
Apocrypha: Joseph the Carpenter : Interfaith
Apocrypha: Joseph the Carpenter : Interfaith
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