1. AGW is the truth and the way, thou shalt not heed any truths before it.
2. Thou shalt worship AGW, and cast no dispersions on it.
3. Remember always to keep holy the Hockey Stick graph.
4. Honor Al Gore and the Democrats.
5. Thou shalt not convert to the deniers.
6. Thou shalt adulterize the data when necessary.
7. Thou shalt steal away and destroy any data against the name of AGW.
8. Thou shalt not bear witness against AGW data.
9. Thou shalt not covet the truth.
10. Thou shalt covet the next government grant.
And Barack Hussein Obama looked down upon the commandments from his holy perch on high, and saw that it was good.
2. Thou shalt worship AGW, and cast no dispersions on it.
3. Remember always to keep holy the Hockey Stick graph.
4. Honor Al Gore and the Democrats.
5. Thou shalt not convert to the deniers.
6. Thou shalt adulterize the data when necessary.
7. Thou shalt steal away and destroy any data against the name of AGW.
8. Thou shalt not bear witness against AGW data.
9. Thou shalt not covet the truth.
10. Thou shalt covet the next government grant.
And Barack Hussein Obama looked down upon the commandments from his holy perch on high, and saw that it was good.