Tea Party Candidate: Don't Masturbate!!!!

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    The World is full of whackos, and Christine is wasted meat. Its OK to be a humane being.

    Tea Party Candidate Against Masturbation?

    Just another reminder that many Tea Partiers have less interest in "small government" than in a tyranny of the minority.

    September 6, 2010 | Christine O’Donnell, Tea Party candidate for Senate in Delaware, doesn’t want you to masturbate. Back in the 90s, she appeared on MTV to argue for a lust-free youth. And lust-free, O’Donnell clarified, means masturbation-free. At the time, O’Donnell was the president of Saviors Alliance for Lifting the Truth (SALT), a group “with a focus on establishing conservative

    Her campaign against masturbation was only the beginning of a lifelong assault on human well-being.

    This kind of repression and denial is, of course, what gets people into trouble: we’re not really having sex so let’s not use a condom; we weren’t supposed to have sex so let’s abandon the baby in a trash can.

    So while O’Donnell’s vocal opposition to masturbation at first seems laughable, it’s part of a larger philosophy that we should take very seriously now that she’s running for Senate. Government interference in people’s sex lives may seem like a thing of the ancient past, but what are bans on gay marriage about, if not sex? And impediments to emergency contraception access? Just another reminder that Tea Partiers, who call themselves “the true owners of the United States,” have less interest in “small government” than in a tyranny of the minority.

    Tea Party Candidate Against Masturbation? | Sex & Relationships | AlterNet
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    the 'small government' tea parties are also the most rabidly anti choice, being in favor of forcing women to carry children they got pregnant with through rape or incest.

    so much for 'small government'. they love government so long as its in your bedroom but away from your corporate CEO's.

    :lol:
     
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    That's it. I want my money back.
     
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    Alternet?

    A quote from 'the 1990s'

    Thanks but I'll wait till there is a valid criticism before I jump on a bandwagon.... less risk of falling off and looking like a fucking moron that way.

    When you need a new straw to clutch at, maybe look for something a tad more .... ummmm.... current.... perhaps within the last decade? Just an idea.
     
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    to funny, both this guys stupid comments and jills retarded response :)
     
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    If God had intended for us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
    - George Carlin

    When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell STOP to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then recite a prechosen Scripture or sing an inspirational hymn.
    - Mormon Instructions on Masturbation From a Guide to Mormon Youth
     
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    Jillian, mo chara, does it not embarrass you - just a tad - to be jumping onto a story from the 1990s? From Alternet? Seriously?
     
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    I pray she beats Castle. She makes the gift of Sharon Angle look like a trinket.
     
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    I have read that masturbation kills puppies. :D
     
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    and yet still not nearly as stupid and retarded as your posts.

    :thup:
     
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