Taking the USMB advice....

A new religion? Cool.

Instead of having magic underwear, let's just have no underwear.

So what does one have to do to be a priest in this particular religion?



Join up.... that's it. And you wont be a lowly priest.... you enter at full god status.

however children are off limits regardless of status.
:lol: Not that kind of priest!


As far as i am concerned... that kind of priest...isnt a priest either.


however... as i said... you come in as a god :)
 
I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.



:eusa_pray::eusa_pray:

Do you need money? My old god always needed money.
 
I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.



:eusa_pray::eusa_pray:

Do you need money? My old god always needed money.


The Goddess needs no money... but LOVES gifts. :eusa_angel:
 
So--what is the name of this religion?

The Syrennists? The New Age Love Cult? Choreography of the Sky?


I need a name so I can start up the anti-(insert name here) movement!
 
So--what is the name of this religion?

The Syrennists? The New Age Love Cult? Choreography of the Sky?


I need a name so I can start up the anti-(insert name here) movement!

LOL..... Good question.
 
I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.



:eusa_pray::eusa_pray:

Do you need money? My old god always needed money.


The Goddess needs no money... but LOVES gifts. :eusa_angel:

Can the 'gift' be in the form of... Ahh never mind you'll just say no. :(
 
I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.



:eusa_pray::eusa_pray:
gime a dollar !!


Actually it will work the other way..... the plate will be coming your way any second now....and be sure to have your home signed over as soon as you can. You have no need for material things any more.....

come into my flock...you seem to be off the scale and unbalanced

tell them if they tithe they will be saved. :)
 
gime a dollar !!


Actually it will work the other way..... the plate will be coming your way any second now....and be sure to have your home signed over as soon as you can. You have no need for material things any more.....

come into my flock...you seem to be off the scale and unbalanced

tell them if they tithe they will be saved. :)


A little tithing never hurt anyone :)
 
Just a word of advice.... take a pass on the Kool-Aid. ;)

The Mother Ship Will not be coming........

There are No Grown Up Virgins .......

:D
 
Just a word of advice.... take a pass on the Kool-Aid. ;)

The Mother Ship Will not be coming........

There are No Grown Up Virgins .......

:D



Whoever said anything about ....... :wtf:... virgins. They are so boring. :tongue:
 

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