72...... whores?

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    I was watching the new jeff dunham show and achmed the dead terrorist got me thinking about the 72 virgins promised in the koran to the faithful men...lol

    Supposing they get the 72 virgins...i assume that muslim paradise because you get to screw all 72 virgins and deflower them. It does not say 72 wives....just virgins.

    Would not that make them into 72 whores according to islam all deserving of death? Would that also make the man into an adulterer?

    Is gaining paradise for muslims getting all that you so vehemently opposed and persecuted in life?


    anyone else have any thoughts on this?
     
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    No interest in virgins.
    Gimme 2 of these.:cool:
     
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    okay lets all think back to the last time you deflowered a virgin.........*waiting*

    yeap it was just a lot of trouble for nothing....and then they fall in love with ya....

    i would rather masturbate
     
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    OMGorsh... Really? No one understands? Hint: Perhaps it isn't referring to the physical condition or the physical release.
     
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    o sorry melissa i am just too base to think like that deep at 8:24 am
     
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    So do the women get 72 studs to service them also?
     
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    hhahha no just one ....zzzz

    are you gonna stalk me today?
     
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