Taking the USMB advice....

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    I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


    I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.



    :eusa_pray::eusa_pray:
     
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    gime a dollar !!
     
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    Actually it will work the other way..... the plate will be coming your way any second now....and be sure to have your home signed over as soon as you can. You have no need for material things any more.....

    come into my flock...you seem to be off the scale and unbalanced
     
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    But I prefer dimly lit areas, and I rely on the gifts of vanity and pride to save me from the mortal sin of perpetual guilt.
     
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    If it involves sex rituals, count me in.
     
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    Terrif!

    Get me a cup of coffee, would you?

    Cream and sugar.

    Thanks in advance.
     
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    As long as your serving him, can you save a seat for me?
     
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    we will be sitting over here in the shadows.....


    remember they love a repentant sinner.....confess them sins.....tammy faye could cry on cue....work on that
     
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    great sign spud up for the c & b. t. session!!!! i love a willing participate
     
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    aaahhh.... but we also worship in the spaces between darkness and light... The only sin is not following your only salvation....
     

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