Taking out the trash...

[California Girl]

My housekeeper uses steam. That's because I refuse to pay for crappy cleaning products that are bad for the environment.

Cheap, environmentally friendly... and really good for cleaning.

 

[asaratis]

I have someone clean house for me. I really hate housework.

Thinking about it though.... maybe I should get married, and save myself the money.

I'll marry you if you'll keep the house clean!

 

[California Girl]

I have someone clean house for me. I really hate housework.

Thinking about it though.... maybe I should get married, and save myself the money.

I'll marry you if you'll keep the house clean!

Sorry honey, I don't do housework.

 

[asaratis]

and.. why is it after you start cleaning.. it looks worse then before you started and forever before it gets clean!

Well, with just the right amount of cleaning, the house will look better fairly rapidly.

My house is spotless....

......!!

My house is one big spot...

 

[asaratis]

I have someone clean house for me. I really hate housework.

Thinking about it though.... maybe I should get married, and save myself the money.

I'll marry you if you'll keep the house clean!

Sorry honey, I don't do housework.

I knew that!