Taking out the trash...

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  1. Big Black Dog
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    I believe I shall go take the trash out. Mrs. BBD will be delighted.
     
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    Yeah well one must take out the trash before you can clean house.
     
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    I have someone clean house for me. I really hate housework.

    Thinking about it though.... maybe I should get married, and save myself the money.
     
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    Marriage ain't worth any convenience.
    Trash compactors are, however.
     
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    Mrs. BBD might be more delighted if you simply took her out.
     
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    What!?!

    Like she's trash? :eek:

    :lol:
     
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    Ropey String tension is not infinite.

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    :eek:

    Oh, no. Take her out to dinner and a show. Those results will be a lot better. :lol:
     
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    Well, the house does need cleaning, but where to dump the trash until collection day? :dunno:
     
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    They call it 'fly tipping' in England. You pile up all the crap, find an empty place on the highway, dump it there and drive off.
     
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    Hey, that might be a good idea. And someone else might pick up the trash and accept it as their own.
     

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