Survey:What Should The "Welcome To Baltimore" Signs Now Read?

[blackhawk]

Welcome to Baltimore the land of stupid local politicians.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Escape from Baltimore

Welcome to Baltimore
It's like Katrina -- without the hurricane

Welcome to Baltimore
First in crime, last in education

Welcome to Baltimore
Fathers optional

 

[BullKurtz]

Welcome to Baltimore.... where tourists end up chalk outlines.

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

Welcome to Baltimore. Nice car you got there.

 

[Godboy]

Welcome to Baltimore. We give you room to destroy things here.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

welcome to baltimore.bring your own first aid kit.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

So much for the "Welcome To Beautiful Baltimore" signs on every town-line. Anyone feel it's time to change them? How should they read? "Welcome To Baltimore,Bring Your Own Body Armor?, or "Welcome To Baltimore, You Are Already Guilty Till Proven Innocent". Got some proposals? Let's see them!

"Welcome to the Purge"

 

[Votto]

Baltimore, the Detroit wannabe, just elect more Dims.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

welcome to baltimore.just a reminder.No "White Only Toilets".

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Escape from Baltimore

Welcome to Baltimore
It's like Katrina -- without the hurricane

Welcome to Baltimore
First in crime, last in education

Welcome to Baltimore
Fathers optional

Welcome To Baltimore.Capital Of Weekly "Draw Al Sharpton Being A Dick" Contests.

 

[saintmichaeldefendthem]

Welcome to The Jungle, it gets worse here everyday.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Welcome To Baltimore.If You Like Your Car. Keep Driving.

 

[Sidekick]

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

Bold capital letters in the wrought iron arch with skulls on pikes along the street.

 

[dannyboys]

Welcome to Baltimore. Our twin city is Johannesburg.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Welcome to New Detroit.

 

[Darkwind]

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

WINNER!

 

[Iceweasel]

"Welcome to Baltimore
Whitey Did This To Us
Vote Democrat"

 

[blastoff]

Whitey. Don't let the sun set on you here!

 

[Meathead]

Welcome to Baltimore

Where there's always room to destroy!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

welcome to Baltimore. Feel Free To Loot and Burn.