Stump the Bonz

[BULLDOG]

Would you call this about average, or a little bigger than average?

 

[Bonzi]

This is going to take a while! I've spent 15 minutes on it already!

 

[rightwinger]

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

 

[Moonglow]

Why is the thread not correctly titled,,Stump the Chump?

Because it's not about you.

Yes it is...I just changed the name..

 

[Bonzi]

Can you name this Scottish Bishop?

Angus Bernard MacEachern

 

[Bonzi]

other than something impossible like solving Pi, try to stump me with a question or internet search request.

Each person that stumps me will get a point.

What size panties do you wear...

4

 

[Bonzi]

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Reflex

 

[Sunni Man]

If a tree falls down in the forrest and nobody is there to hear it.

Does it make a sound? .....

 

[Moonglow]

This is going to take a while! I've spent 15 minutes on it already!

Instead of Boolean algebra for binary, you'll have to use it for trinary..

 

[Moonglow]

If a tree falls down in the forrest and nobody is there to hear it.

Does it make a sound? .....

All I could hear was the screaming squirrel riding the tree down..

 

[Moonglow]

Would you call this about average, or a little bigger than average?

6 1/2..

 

[BULLDOG]

Would you call this about average, or a little bigger than average?

6 1/2..

I was talking about my light bill.

 

[Bonzi]

3 1 2 2 1 1
1 3 1 1 2 2 2 1

I looked it up on the internet!

 

[Bonzi]

Would you call this about average, or a little bigger than average?

6 1/2..

I was talking about my light bill.

you mean electric? depends if you have gas as well.

 

[rightwinger]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

 

[Bonzi]

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

Clear

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Can you name this Scottish Bishop?

Angus Bernard MacEachern

 

[Moonglow]

Would you call this about average, or a little bigger than average?

6 1/2..

I was talking about my light bill.

6 1/2 percent of the budget..

 

[Bonzi]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

blame it on the Europeans -

Old English wlispian (recorded in āwlyspian ), from wlisp (adjective) ‘lisping,’ of imitative origin; compare with Dutch lispen and German lispeln .

 

[Moonglow]

Can you name this Scottish Bishop?

Angus Bernard MacEachern

Too easy when you can search the web..