Sperm

[Cecilie1200]

Are they human sperm or not?

Yes or no will suffice.

They're human cells, not a whole lot different than cutting off a piece of skin. Sperm cells will die apart from the body, just like skin cells. The only difference is that a sperm has a chance to create a human life with another human cell.

But, you know this, you're just being a dipshit.

As it so happens, an early term fetus will also die apart from the body.

But no matter - let's stick to the issue at hand - sperm.

You are saying sperm "will die". That means for a period they are not dead - and thus - alive. Since you admit they are human - and alive at least for a period - that means they are a form of human life, does it not?

Human + alive = human life.

For the love of all that is holy, you flatlining oxygen thief, go look up the word "organism" and stop wasting everyone's time.

"Human in origin" is not the same thing as "a human being", and it boggles my mind that anyone could be so fucking stupid that he/she/it doesn't even realize what a fool he/she/it is making of itself. You're like an Alzheimer's patient, standing in the middle of a room, pissing down your leg and not knowing it while everyone around you looks uncomfortable and sidles out the door.

Don't even bother responding with one of your triumphant "But what about THIS piece of ignorant shit I've come up with out of my bottomless lack of education?! Aha!" The answer is now, and always will be, "Look up the word "organism", you walking advertisement for euthanasia".

 

[Cecilie1200]

You also need one other element - can you guess what it is?

Please....do tell me.

A fucking UTERUS.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hUBAx8jbYNs#t=73s]Monty Python - Life of Brian - PFJ Union meeting - YouTube[/ame]

YES! IT'S THE COMBINATION OF A SPERM AND A UTERUS THAT MAKES A HUMAN BEING! THAT'S BRILLIANT! SPERM AND UTERUSES EQUAL BABIES!!!

I pray to God that someone will shoot me like a lame horse if I ever become HALF as idiotic as you are right now.

 

[Cecilie1200]

You are saying sperm "will die". That means for a period they are not dead - and thus - alive. Since you admit they are human - and alive at least for a period - that means they are a form of human life, does it not?

They are human cells, not "a human." But, you know that. You're just being difficult and trying to get a rise out of people. Have fun.

No, PoohPoo really doesn't know that. He/she/it was taught that it should have loads of self-esteem just for managing to breathe in and out and produce body heat, and therefore never bothered to learn anything.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Are they human sperm or not?

Yes or no will suffice.

Again, you fucking idiot....

They are a product of the human body.... They are not a human life

They human - and they are alive - but they are not human life.

Is that your position?

That's biological science's position, fucktard, and the fact that you don't know it or understand it doesn't make it wrong or illogical; it just makes you an ignoramus.

We are not answerable for YOUR paucity of information.

 

[Cecilie1200]

What kind of life were they?

In your case, probably some type of alien parasite.

I think its been well established by DiamondDave and the like that sperm that come from humans are NOT human sperm. I would like to know what kind of sperm they are.

I think it's been well-established that you have no fucking clue what's been "well-established" or not. And I'm sure there are a LOT of things you'd like to know, beginning with how to find your own ass with both hands and a flashlight.

Again, the fact that you don't understand something means nothing whatsoever to whether or not that something is true or logical. Odds are, the more sensible and scientific something is, the less likely you are to comprehend it.

 

[Cecilie1200]

I'm learning a lot from this thread. For instance, I didn't know that a Sperm was a Human and that apparently, Humans come from eggs!

I learned that human beings are created by combining sperm and uteruses.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Oohpoo, you are DEMAN!! Crack me up. You've got these right wing fools going around in circles. Chasing the elusive sperm and the beginning's of life.

And for the record, my head of sperm production and release tells me all the time;Ifyou don't release me soon, Ima gonna die" Gotta be human to feel like that about freedom. SO yes, sperms are ALIVE. And anyone harming sperm should be fully prosecuted under the new laws of Republicnaism.

Oh, here's another one. "PoohPoo, you're SO SMART AND FUNNY to display your ignorance like a badge of honor! I wish I had thought of telling everyone how stupid I was, so that I could stand there with urine all over my pants, thinking that everyone laughing at me was REALLY me confounding them with my brilliance!"

Don't worry, zit. We're all well-aware that you blew your biology teacher to pass you, too. You don't have to join the Fucktard Conga Line.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Hence their logical inconsistency.

Only to those people who a) don't have a high school education, and b) wouldn't know logic if it crawled up their asses. Everyone else can see that there's a difference between "conception" and "no conception".

WHOOOSHE!!

Right over your head.

Coming from you, that means absolutely nothing. Hey, tell me, just how far into the negative integers DID your rep get before you finally exempted yourself from hearing what an utter loser everyone believes you to be? Does it really help you pretend you're relevant?

You're applauding the brilliance of someone who can't define the word "organism", and has probably never even HEARD of it before I mentioned it. That tells us everything we need to know about YOUR ability to judge what's "over people's heads" and what isn't.

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Oohpoo, you are DEMAN!! Crack me up. You've got these right wing fools going around in circles. Chasing the elusive sperm and the beginning's of life.

And for the record, my head of sperm production and release tells me all the time;Ifyou don't release me soon, Ima gonna die" Gotta be human to feel like that about freedom. SO yes, sperms are ALIVE. And anyone harming sperm should be fully prosecuted under the new laws of Republicnaism.

Poo poos ignorance and ineptitude manifests itself daily.

 

[zeke]

Cecilie, you're breaking my heart, your shaking my confidence daily.

You hate it when people make fun of things you hold near and dear. I can feel the butthurt right over the Net. Oohpoo has been jerking you guys chains for days. And you all to stupid to know it. Now you've been butt hurt. Damn. It's a cruel world out there. Isn't it?

 

[Koios]

Sperm is

a) alive

b) human


thus - by RW logic, it should be illegal to kill one.


Every Sperm is Sacred - YouTube


Same applies to unfertilized human eggs.

Most pro lifers put the line at conception, therefore what you are stating is hokum.

Prayjesus that God does not put it at mere conception, since it's most often rejected by womens' bodies, Praise God!, even before they know it.

Damn You, you baby-killing god, God!!

 

[Quantum Windbag]

That must be why you support Obama, he has no problem with killing either one of them.

 

[Koios]

That must be why you support Obama, he has no problem with killing either one of them.

How do you eat? Does a care-giver need to spoon the food into your mouth? Seriously. I'm curious.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Hence their logical inconsistency.

How so? Conception is the point where two unique DNA sequences are joined, thus creating a new individual and unique (unless identical twins/trips etc) DNA sequence.

so an egg is a chicken?

the logical inconsistency is that the law is that government has no right to intervene until the governmental interest outweighs the interest of the individual.

i think it's hysterical that all the "don't tell me to wear a seatbelt" types think it's ok to tell women what to do.

A fertilized turtle egg is a turtle. If you don't believe me, go dig up a nest full of turtle eggs and then tell the court that they aren't protected by the endangered Species Act because they aren't turtles.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Amy Nation

There was a senator in the Phillipians who recently said that masturbation was similar to abortion, because a human sperm is alive, and human.

The Catholic church used to teach that every sperm was sacred() and that it was more sinful to masturbate, then to hire a prostitute or commit adultery.

Probably because he was hiring prostitutes to masturbate him ...

There has always been a disconnect between the way the law treats men and women. Men have been selling their sperm for along time but women selling their eggs is illegal in most places. Remember the big stink about this a few years ago.

Same with the idiotic and anti-freedom birth control crap the Rs are doing. You won't see "christian" companies refusing to allow insurance to cover Viagra to their employees.

Its a non-issue that is being used by the right so we don't notice they're still not doing their job in DC. Jobs? Nope. They're too busy working to take rights away from Americans.

Get the government out of our bedrooms and out of our private lives.

I am not opposed to birth control, I am opposed to government mandates. Why don't you try defending government mandates instead of trying to attack positions rational people do not have? Is it because you, being irrational, can't think well enough to argue rationally?

 

[Quantum Windbag]

That must be why you support Obama, he has no problem with killing either one of them.

How do you eat? Does a care-giver need to spoon the food into your mouth? Seriously. I'm curious.

Obama is pro abortion and uses drones to kill children, how do you eat?

 

[Koios]

That must be why you support Obama, he has no problem with killing either one of them.

How do you eat? Does a care-giver need to spoon the food into your mouth? Seriously. I'm curious.

Obama is pro abortion and uses drones to kill children, how do you eat?

Children are not targeted by drone attacks. Obama is pro choice, not pro abortion.

I feed myself without aid of a care-giver. Man; I'm telling you; it's really nice to be able to do it, unattended by others. Imagine; you're hungry, and can get up and fix a sandwich from the fresh pain 'd champagne you started 3 days earlier. Or grab a package of Oreos, pull one out unassisted, and plop it into you mouth, using your own manual dexterity.

Oops; forgive me. I'm gloating.

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

Most pro lifers put the line at conception, therefore what you are stating is hokum.

Hence their logical inconsistency.

Only to those people who a) don't have a high school education, and b) wouldn't know logic if it crawled up their asses. Everyone else can see that there's a difference between "conception" and "no conception".

Is a sperm alive?
Y

Is it human?
Y

 

[Cecilie1200]

Cecilie, you're breaking my heart, your shaking my confidence daily.

You hate it when people make fun of things you hold near and dear. I can feel the butthurt right over the Net. Oohpoo has been jerking you guys chains for days. And you all to stupid to know it. Now you've been butt hurt. Damn. It's a cruel world out there. Isn't it?

No, Zit. I don't give a fuck when people make fun of things. I give even less of a fuck when people I don't respect as actual people make fun of things. You are, once again, mistakenly believing that you're impressing people when they're actually sneering at you.

The thing that bothers me is actually twofold: I am violently allergic to stupidity, and you and your asshole buddy, PoohPoo, are about to send me into anaphylactic shock from the level of stupid you're parading around; and I have virtually no patience whatsoever for people who think their stupidity is just as valid as education, and should be respected as such.

It's not just that you sound like someone from the Dark Ages, standing around laughing at the "inconsistency" of believing the Earth orbits the sun, when you and your ignorance can CLEARLY see that it's the sun that's moving, and how do you explain THAT "logical inconsistency", Copernicus? It's that you're such a pathetic mouthbreather, you don't even have the education to realize how little education you have.

So I'm going to keep it simple for both you and PoohPoo, so that you stand a fighting chance of recognizing what an utter pair of ass clowns you appear to everyone else as. The answer from now on is always going to be the same: Go look up the word "organism", and then slap your high school biology teacher for letting you blow him for a passing grade.

Anything else is just the proverbial casting pearls before swine.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Hence their logical inconsistency.

Only to those people who a) don't have a high school education, and b) wouldn't know logic if it crawled up their asses. Everyone else can see that there's a difference between "conception" and "no conception".

Is a sperm alive?
Y

Is it human?
Y

Go look up the word "organism", and then slap your biology teacher for letting you blow him for a passing grade.