So you like smart girls..... which would you prefer......?

[Pogo]

All of the above!

After all you did say she was smart, right?

I already know what you want your girl to be smart about.... CARS!

I have it on good authority that Derideo_Te has a MINI.

That's all I'm sayin'.

​

And so does Pogo!

But to be fair his is the base model and I have the turbocharged S model.

Yabbut I got seventeen inch wheels.

Beat that.

I upgraded my 17" wheels with WIDER Bridgestones!

Pirellis. More eye-talian.

 

[The Professor]

She must be smart enough to engage my mind and dumb enough to believe I'm the best she could ever get.

 

[Bonzi]

I just need a horny old rich dame....

Shaddup..... who asked you? Oh yeah, I did... nevermind....

 

[Bonzi]

The Perfect Woman:

5'6"

Dark Hair

Dark Eyes

Love the outside

Athletic Body

Can wear a Dress or Jeans and look perfect to me in them.

Sport Fan and can not be a Red Bird Fan ( Cardinals ) nor a CowGirl Fan ( Cowboys ).

Knows the name of the Vice President even if she does not support that political party.

Can manage a Checking Account and does not believe she is out of money when she runs out of Checks... ( I knew a girl that did that once )

Speak her mind but also knows how to insult someone in a polite way while making the fool think she is complimenting them.

DOES NOT TRY TO HIT ME WITH A FRYING PAN WHEN THAT BLOODY FRIEND VISITS EVERY 28 DAYS!

Her headlights are bigger than a gnat bite but not too big that if she swing around too quickly I might be knocked out with one blow...

So trying to find the perfect woman is kind of impossible so the best option is to find someone that can stand my short comings and smart ass way of thinking...

Love it! Thank you!!!

 

[Bonzi]

Sport Fan and can not be a Red Bird Fan ( Cardinals ) nor a CowGirl Fan ( Cowboys ).

AMEN to this brother! Give me a high-five! (but no chest bump... ouch...)

 

[Derideo_Te]

I already know what you want your girl to be smart about.... CARS!

I have it on good authority that Derideo_Te has a MINI.

That's all I'm sayin'.

​

And so does Pogo!

But to be fair his is the base model and I have the turbocharged S model.

Yabbut I got seventeen inch wheels.

Beat that.

I upgraded my 17" wheels with WIDER Bridgestones!

Pirellis. More eye-talian.

MINI is British/German!

But if you want to go down that winding road I have owned Ducatis and Moto Guzzis.

 

[defcon4]

Sport Fan and can not be a Red Bird Fan ( Cardinals ) nor a CowGirl Fan ( Cowboys ).

AMEN to this brother! Give me a high-five! (but no chest bump... ouch...)

Come on, that's no fun! Denying a chest bump constitutes cruelty…vicious cruelty that is..

 

[Derideo_Te]

Sport Fan and can not be a Red Bird Fan ( Cardinals ) nor a CowGirl Fan ( Cowboys ).

AMEN to this brother! Give me a high-five! (but no chest bump... ouch...)

You would have to be careful with those chest bumps or you will knock him out again!

 

[Bonzi]

Sport Fan and can not be a Red Bird Fan ( Cardinals ) nor a CowGirl Fan ( Cowboys ).

AMEN to this brother! Give me a high-five! (but no chest bump... ouch...)

Come on, that's no fun! Denying a chest bump constitutes cruelty…vicious cruelty that is..

More cruel if you get one and I'm wearing this.....

 

[Bonzi]

Sport Fan and can not be a Red Bird Fan ( Cardinals ) nor a CowGirl Fan ( Cowboys ).

AMEN to this brother! Give me a high-five! (but no chest bump... ouch...)

You would have to be careful with those chest bumps or you will knock him out again!

scary... and I'm close to his ideal height too... 5'5"

 

[defcon4]

Sport Fan and can not be a Red Bird Fan ( Cardinals ) nor a CowGirl Fan ( Cowboys ).

AMEN to this brother! Give me a high-five! (but no chest bump... ouch...)

Come on, that's no fun! Denying a chest bump constitutes cruelty…vicious cruelty that is..

More cruel if you get one and I'm wearing this.....

 

[Derideo_Te]

Sport Fan and can not be a Red Bird Fan ( Cardinals ) nor a CowGirl Fan ( Cowboys ).

AMEN to this brother! Give me a high-five! (but no chest bump... ouch...)

You would have to be careful with those chest bumps or you will knock him out again!

scary... and I'm close to his ideal height too... 5'5"

You will have to get used to him constantly staring at your boobs...because they are at his eye level.

 

[Muhammed]

A girl with expertise in:

(1) Government & Politics
(2) Science/Math
(3) Sports
(4) English/Literature/The Arts
(5) Something else?

Thanks!

I've always had a thing for doctors, nurses, and librarians. Except for when I was a teeneager. Then I mostly liked nerds and cheerleaders.

 

[Bonzi]

A girl with expertise in:

(1) Government & Politics
(2) Science/Math
(3) Sports
(4) English/Literature/The Arts
(5) Something else?

Thanks!

I've always had a thing for doctors, nurses, and librarians. Except for when I was a teeneager. Then I mostly liked nerds and cheerleaders.

No teachers? Nerds and cheerleaders? Who's left in the female world of High School?

 

[Pogo]

I have it on good authority that Derideo_Te has a MINI.

That's all I'm sayin'.

​

And so does Pogo!

But to be fair his is the base model and I have the turbocharged S model.

Yabbut I got seventeen inch wheels.

Beat that.

I upgraded my 17" wheels with WIDER Bridgestones!

Pirellis. More eye-talian.

MINI is British/German!

But if you want to go down that winding road I have owned Ducatis and Moto Guzzis.

Well umm...... I have a Brazilian engine.

It swings so cool and sways so gentle and when it passes, each car it passes goes... whoa....

 

[danielpalos]

Nice girls who insist they shouldn't have to lie to us or let us miss our turn.

 

[defcon4]

It swings so cool and sways so gentle and when it passes, each car it passes goes... whoa....

Passes what? I hope it's not gas...

 

[Derideo_Te]

And so does Pogo!

But to be fair his is the base model and I have the turbocharged S model.

Yabbut I got seventeen inch wheels.

Beat that.

I upgraded my 17" wheels with WIDER Bridgestones!

Pirellis. More eye-talian.

MINI is British/German!

But if you want to go down that winding road I have owned Ducatis and Moto Guzzis.

Well umm...... I have a Brazilian engine.

It swings so cool and sways so gentle and when it passes, each car it passes goes... whoa....

All MINI's have Brazilians.

What matters is how often you wax yours.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

A girl with expertise in:

(1) Government & Politics
(2) Science/Math
(3) Sports
(4) English/Literature/The Arts
(5) Something else?

Thanks!

4.

2'd be too busy all the time. And have trouble just relaxing and doing fun things.

 

[danielpalos]

I like smart girls who know how to play me right, the first time.