~Short But Sweet~

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    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

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    The more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short and sweet, a good one.

    A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
    Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

    When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:


    'Well, that's great . . . that's just great . . . Some asshole's got my pen!'
     
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    I was going through a few magazines the other day down at the local Mosque.

    I was really enjoying myself.

    Then the rifle jammed
     

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