Sarah Palin Ticketed For Speeding, Cracks A NASCAR Joke

[Statistikhengst]

Sarah Palin Ticketed For Speeding, Cracks A NASCAR Joke

Sarah Palin was allegedly caught speeding in Alaska last week, but she has an excuse that's sure to make many of her NASCAR-loving fans smile.

"I wasn’t speeding, I was qualifying," she joked to TMZ.

Records posted online by Alaska's CourtView system show Palin was ticketed by the Wasilla Police Department on July 16 for going 10 to 19 mph over the speed limit, which is listed as a minor offense.

TMZ says she was doing 63 mph in a 45 mph zone in a Toyota Tundra pickup truck.

Gotta say, that was a pretty good response from the former Vice-Presidential candidate. Not shabby...


Let the speeding-ticket excuses begin!!! Woohoo!!!

 

[Statistikhengst]

Ok, the Nascar excuse hopey-changey thingy was definitely better than all of these:


I HAD to speed, Officer...If I'm not in court in 5 minutes for my last speeding ticket, they're gonna issue a warrant for me!

I wasn't supposed to go over the speed limit? I thought I was not supposed to go under the speed limit.

I was trying to achieve 88 miles per hour so I could go back in time to 1957...

Sorry officer, I was following the car in front of me and didn't realize how fast I was going.

I'm very sorry that I was speeding, I had to find myself a bathroom quick before I pissed my pants.

My apologies officer, I was trying to shift the gear.

Sorry officer, I was trying to successfully escape from robbing a bank.

My bad officer, I ran out of beer about half a mile ago so I needed to get some more.

Let me explain officer, the moon was chasing me and I wanted to get away from him.

"I was rushing home to watch cops."

"I thought you wanted to race."

 

[Esmeralda]

Sarah Palin is a joke.

 

[Pennywise]

63 in a 45 zone, clearly the woman is dangerous and should be in prison.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Putting aside any personal opinions of the woman from Alaska who can see Russia from her house, my point is that her excuse was pretty darned clever....

 

[Steve_McGarrett]

Putting aside any personal opinions of the woman from Alaska who can see Russia from her house, my point is that her excuse was pretty darned clever....

She never said she could see Russia from her house. That was Tina Fey from SNL and dumbass liberal voters bought it hook, line and sinker.

 

[Mr. H.]

As Conservative as I tend to be, I must admit that Palin marked the beginning of the end of her Party as a credibly functioning political entity.

 

[jknowgood]

Sarah Palin is a joke.

This is a thread about Palin not Obama.

 

[GreenBean]

Sarah Palin Ticketed For Speeding, Cracks A NASCAR Joke

Sarah Palin was allegedly caught speeding in Alaska last week, but she has an excuse that's sure to make many of her NASCAR-loving fans smile.

"I wasn’t speeding, I was qualifying," she joked to TMZ.

Records posted online by Alaska's CourtView system show Palin was ticketed by the Wasilla Police Department on July 16 for going 10 to 19 mph over the speed limit, which is listed as a minor offense.

TMZ says she was doing 63 mph in a 45 mph zone in a Toyota Tundra pickup truck.

Gotta say, that was a pretty good response from the former Vice-Presidential candidate. Not shabby...


Let the speeding-ticket excuses begin!!! Woohoo!!!

I'll give her credit for admitting when she's wrong - with a sense of Humor.

 

[GreenBean]

Sarah Palin is a joke.

No my dear - You are


When Sarah Palin was thrust into the Spotlight as the GOP vice presidential nominee , absolute horror and panic was instilled in the hearts of the Socio-Fascist Liberal Progressive machine.

A highly intelligent charismatic and eloquent female conservative was intolerable to their perverted Worldview, she was a threat to left wing Feminist ideology, and the myth that they, and only they, held a monopoly on informed intelligent women.

A smear campaign, of monumental proportions was initiated, not unlike that perpetrated against Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush, the campaign against Sarah continues virtually unabated to this day. Sarah Palin is a Dangerous Woman, she is a threat to the Socialist Feminist Credo, a threat to Socio-Fascist Liberalism, and a threat to the Democratic Party.

 

[Papageorgio]

She drives? She has one over one Hilary.

 

[GreenBean]

She drives? She has one over one Hilary.

Gotta give Hillary credit for having the good sense not to drink and drive , I mean is that witch ever sober ???

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Compared to having the NSA Spy on Americans or turning the IRS loose on political enemies (Americans of a different political party) I think we can all agree Palin is a danger to US Civilization

 

[Steve_McGarrett]

She drives? She has one over one Hilary.

Yes as well as snowmobiles, Dog Sleds, 4 wheelers and boats in Alaska lakes fishing for Salmon.

As for Obama...............well

 

[BobPlumb]

As I posted in another thread on the same topic:

You go girl!

 

[hazlnut]

What does that even mean? Jokes are supposed to make some sort of sense -- she was doing something dangerous to other drivers -- not a sport.

Pretty stupid joke. Showing her lack of a sense of humor.

She is a humorless, brainless idiot.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

"I wasn’t speeding, I was qualifying,"

Very like $tupid $arah to both lie and deny she's lying, all in one sentence.

That's the $$ we know and make fun of.

 

[GreenBean]

"I wasn’t speeding, I was qualifying,"

Very like $tupid $arah to both lie and deny she's lying, all in one sentence.

That's the $$ we know and make fun of.

Luddly Luddly Luddly -you're not even very good at spinning BullShit.

She admitted she was speeding in a comical way - Do everybody a favor dumbass - STFU

 

[Steve_McGarrett]

"I wasn’t speeding, I was qualifying,"

Very like $tupid $arah to both lie and deny she's lying, all in one sentence.

That's the $$ we know and make fun of.

Obama the constitutional ineligible president lies constantly and I mean constantly. Palin has class where as Obama has none including ethics, moral values and responsibility.

 

[Steve_McGarrett]

What does that even mean? Jokes are supposed to make some sort of sense -.

And it did.