Same Old Mom

[Thunk]

Even though I put this under humor...it's not a joke. It's 100% true.

Last june I was facing open heart surgery...I was thunking of not getting it & just enjoying the time I had left. I was freaked out at the thought of having my chest sawed open.

A friend of mine said "dude...you're only 58...you shouldn't even be thunking like that".

So I decided to go to the cemetery and talk to my mom. I got there & said the Lords prayer over her grave & asked...mom, how did you face all those surgeries with such bravery.

And it was like she was standing right there...I heard it loud and clear...

THUNK (not my real name)...GROW A PAIR! (and a 3 second pause)...AND GET A HAIRCUT!


Same old mom. Even from the great beyond she's giving me sound advice!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I've lost my ability to be scared about going under the knife.
I've had way too many surgeries to worry about something that I wont even know happened.

 

[Thunk]

I've lost my ability to be scared about going under the knife.

I hear ya brother.

Open heart surgery was my first surgery ever...and I was pretty freaked out.

Now one of the heart medications gave me a bad cough...the cough gave me a hernia...now I'm going to get surgery for that in late april & I could care less.

 

[Hossfly]

I hear ya brother.

Open heart surgery was my first surgery ever...and I was pretty freaked out.

Now one of the heart medications gave me a bad cough...the cough gave me a hernia...now I'm going to get surgery for that in late april & I could care less.

Just don't let 'em talk you into changing your gender!

 

[Thunk]

Just don't let 'em talk you into changing your gender!

Welp...if I start posting as "Thunkette" you'll know they done went & lopped it off

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Welp...if I start posting as "Thunkette" you'll know they done went & lopped it off

Thunk will become THUD.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Even though I put this under humor...it's not a joke. It's 100% true.

Last june I was facing open heart surgery...I was thunking of not getting it & just enjoying the time I had left. I was freaked out at the thought of having my chest sawed open.

A friend of mine said "dude...you're only 58...you shouldn't even be thunking like that".

So I decided to go to the cemetery and talk to my mom. I got there & said the Lords prayer over her grave & asked...mom, how did you face all those surgeries with such bravery.

And it was like she was standing right there...I heard it loud and clear...

THUNK (not my real name)...GROW A PAIR! (and a 3 second pause)...AND GET A HAIRCUT!


Same old mom. Even from the great beyond she's giving me sound advice!

Well, at least she didn't smack you upside your head with a gravestone.

 

[Thunk]

Well, at least she didn't smack you upside your head with a gravestone.

Nawww...mom always used her "magic wand".

I would tell her "that's a wooden spoon"...she'd say no...it's a magic wand...because it changes bad little boys into good little boys

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Nawww...mom always used her "magic wand".

I would tell her "that's a wooden spoon"...she'd say no...it's a magic wand...because it changes bad little boys into good little boys

Ok, I love her already!!!!