Uninformed sources have just told me why Chief Justice Roberts sided with Putin's justices Kagan, Soty, Gingberg and Breyer to uphold Obamacare; the Koch Brothers wanted the law upheld. Roberts was going to vote to strike the law down until he found a bucket of coal in his bed last night...it's how the Koch Brothers send a message (they like horses). Confused at first, Roberts called in his law clerk (a Koch Bro operative) who told Roberts that the bucket of coal was an old Sicilian message. Roberts replies, "I didn't think coal was a big industry in Sicily" This was a clever, deep thinking chess move that show how the Koch Brothers became so successful. By upholding ObamaCare, it not only takes Obama's hysterical "Republicans want you all to die as healthcare" ads off the table, but it will keep our economy depressed until Obama is booted out of office.