Rate Yourself!

[Richard-H]

O.K., below are the Ten Commandment. How many have you violated, how many not?

Rate yourself! Honestly.

I get a 6 out of 10. I would get an 7 out of ten, but then I reread #10 and gee, the part about not coveting your neighbor's Ox...I just have a hard time with that one....

What's your score?

ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'

 

[Si modo]

Christ on a cracker, there is no way in Hell I have any interest in participating in this Goddamn thread.

OMG.

 

[Liberty]

i am perfect so i do not violate any of those ever.

 

[Sheldon]

What's your score?

ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'
Fail


TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'
Que? Fail, I guess


THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'
Fail


FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
Fail


FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'
half-fail


SIX: 'You shall not murder.'
Fail


...just kidding. I pass.
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'
Pass.


EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'
Fail


NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'
Fail


TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'
hmm... my neighbor has a pretty sexy donkey... for real though, I wish I lived on a beach and drove an Aston Martin and was banging Jessica Alba, so I'd have to say a Fail here.


I got a 2.5

 

[Ravi]

I got eight, wooohoooo!

But damn, that means I'm still going to hell so what's the point?

 

[boedicca]

Christ on a cracker, there is no way in Hell I have any interest in participating in this Goddamn thread.

OMG.

"Christ on a Cracker" - does that violate the 2nd Commandment?

I'm thinking it would if Christ were sculpted out of Velveeta.

 

[Si modo]

Christ on a cracker, there is no way in Hell I have any interest in participating in this Goddamn thread.

OMG.

"Christ on a Cracker" - does that violate the 2nd Commandment?

I'm thinking it would if Christ were sculpted out of Velveeta.