Random Movie Quotes

[Luissa]

All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
Randal Graves Clerks II

 

[Luissa]

Before he was the Mad Ducats guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see, freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations." They'd stuff us into lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked, but Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk ten feet. If the pickle fell out before he hit the ten-foot mark, he had to take a bite of it, re-insert it, and walk again.
Randal Graves

 

[GHook93]

"Do you suck Dicks Private?

No Sir

I bet your the type of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not give him the common courtesy of a reach around!



Do you suck Dicks?

No Sir

Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

"Private Pile, you have 3 seconds to get that stupid smile off your face or I will gouch out your eye balls and skull fuck you"


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Nf1MK7lts]YouTube - Full Metal Jacket - 10 Minutes of Boot Camp[/ame]

 

[Truthspeaker]

Norm's angry girlfriend:

"So you really mean to tell me that you thought my grandmother was a drug dealer!?"

Norm:

"No, I thought she was a whore."

-Dirty Work

 

[Luissa]

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. Karl SLing Blade

 

[Truthspeaker]

Waitress: I'm so sorry...(cleaning up wine spill on Michael Douglas custom suit.)... I guess the cleaning bill is gonna cost more than the suit.

Douglas:....I don't think so.

-The Game

 

[tigerbob]

Morty: Why did you keep the gun?
Gene: I know it sounds silly now, but it was my favorite.
Morty: You better not let your other guns know you have a favorite.

 

[kwc57]

My sig line.

 

[Oddball]

Don't sell yourself short, judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

 

[noose4]

"Look ma top of the world!!!"


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[tigerbob]

BTT: It seems sadly ironic it's that tie that's got you into this pickle.

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[Truthspeaker]

I'll be back.
- Terminator

 

[Truthspeaker]

Michael Squints Paladoris walked a little taller that day. He had kissed a woman. He had kissed her long, and good. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low......and cool

-Narrator- Sandlot

 

[Oddball]

Hey Sabu, can you make a bull shot?

Can you make a shoe smell?

 

[driveby]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5S-H4uE0y0]YouTube - shinebox[/ame]

Now go get your fuckin shinebox ........

 

[Oddball]

I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Simple enough, right? Choose a movie, and post a memorable quote.

"I'll have what she's having" - When Harry Met Sally

It's better to make it a game.

We post a quote, and others guess who said it in what movie.

Like this: "You heartless whore..... I'm not about to run from you."

 

[DamnYankee]

Good luck with that MM... There'd be mass confusion, as in Scrabble... LOL

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Full Metal Jacket

 

[Truthspeaker]

Heckler: Hey Shoeless Joe!!!!!! Can you spell CAT?!!!

Shoeless Joe Hey Mister!..... Can you spell SHIT?!!!!!!!

~ Eight Men Out

 

[jillian]

roll roll roll in zee hay... young frankenstein

what hump? -- ditto