Puss Delivery

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    What is it with girls/women and cats.

    About a year ago there's a stray kitten outside our back fence. Well.. already having 3 cats, 2 dogs, a turtle and assorted fish, I just wasn't in favor of taking on yet another animal.

    Of course.. my 9 year old daughter is in full blown, "can we have it", "can we have it" "can I feed it" "can I feed it" mode. Well I say.. you can feed it but outside the fence, don't let it in the yard.

    So .. a half hour later, I go out the back yard to check on things only to find my daughter hand feeding the kitten at the bottom step of our deck.

    Well..things went from bad to worse, my wife gets home from work and next thing you know, I'm overruled (I pussed) and we have a new cat... Isabella.... shezz ..:eusa_eh:

    Now... tonight as I write this post, Isabella is delivering kittens and there's the big push by my wife and daughters to keep at least one of the kittens... Damn
     
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    Lumpy you lovable lunk, have you not learned by now, all women are lesbians, they all love pussy cats.
     
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    By the way, I think you are such a great husband I even wish I was married to you.

    You are the gold standard my lovely friend.

    I am taking notes.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Well.. ah.. thanks.. I put up just enough resistance to them that when I look down the boys are still hanging around and happy.....:lol:
     
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    One of our cats ( we some how have 8) gave birth to three kittens, we were wondering what to do with them, when the Dog came up and ate them:(
     
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    You don't have to share everything on here ya know.
     
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    Oh She was punished, no food for a day, but then again she'd already eaten:lol:
     
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    Send your wife and daughter to see me. There's 6 kittens here that are looking for new homes. I can hook you up.
     
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    :eek: :eek: STOP IT!

    <once again, zoom thinks 'I could have died without ever knowing this; wished I hadn't read it'>
     

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