Better be prepared for the slug trails...i will trade Columbus day,,,and in place we can have...."Nice Vagina Day",,,and thats when all attractive females will be allowed to go to work panty-less.With corn..What!? You're going to do away with indigenous people day! The one where we celebrate the awesomeness of a tribal warring group of people who somehow slept through the rest of the world discovering things like metals and the wheel. How the hell do we honor these non-achievers?Many people do not celebrate or even recognize Columbus Day anymore, so I have a proposal.
Let's move Labor Day to the first Monday in October, and replace the September holiday with Patriot's Day on September 11.
The number of holidays remains the same. It elevates Patriot's Day on September 11 to it's rightful place as a national holiday. Labor Day has no specific date tied to it, so it can easily be moved.
What do you think?