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Washington DC - Documents that include the names of more than 100 people connected to Jeffrey Epstein, including business associates and accusers, among others, have now been made public, following a federal judge's December ruling that the information be unsealed.
More than 900 pages of mostly unredacted documents were released Wednesday, Jan. 3. A second batch of documents was released Thursday, Jan. 4, and a third batch the day after that.
"I am waiting with baited breath to see if I had ever visited the Epstein Island", declared President Biden. "I watch the news every day to see if my name might be there. I seem to recall maybe being 4 foot tall and standing on the island saying, 'Da plane, da plane boss', or was that from something else. Come on man, think!! Why can't I remember!!"
Historically black and gay press secretary Jean Pierre told the press, "As you see the President struggle to remember his past like this, I hope you can appreciate him also not knowing any details about Hunter's business dealings. In fact, just the other day he looked shocked with the realization that he even had any children at all."
