A dog walks into a bar and says "I cannot see a thing. I'll open this one".
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THE SHEEP LIES!So this rancher has his buddy visit him as they strike up a conversation.
Friend: "Mind if I talk to your dog?"
Rancher: "Talk to my dog? You talk to dogs?"
Friend: "Sure do, don't believe me?"
Rancher: "Ok, go talk to my dog"
Friend: "Is he treating you OK?"
Dog: "Sure, he feeds me and takes me on walks.
Rancher: "Unbelievable! Why does he never talk to me?"
Friend: "Maybe you should try talking to him". "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rancher: "This is pure insanity! OK, go talk to my horse"
Friend: "Is he treating you OK?
Horse: "Sure, he feeds me, grooms me, and treats me like a king"
Rancher: "I must be dreaming! Incidentally, don't go near the sheep. They are all a bunch of freak'in liars!"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.A dog walks into a bar and says "I cannot see a thing. I'll open this one".
LolSo this rancher has his buddy visit him as they strike up a conversation.
Friend: "Mind if I talk to your dog?"
Rancher: "Talk to my dog? You talk to dogs?"
Friend: "Sure do, don't believe me?"
Rancher: "Ok, go talk to my dog"
Friend: "Is he treating you OK?"
Dog: "Sure, he feeds me and takes me on walks.
Rancher: "Unbelievable! Why does he never talk to me?"
Friend: "Maybe you should try talking to him". "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rancher: "This is pure insanity! OK, go talk to my horse"
Friend: "Is he treating you OK?
Horse: "Sure, he feeds me, grooms me, and treats me like a king"
Rancher: "I must be dreaming! Incidentally, don't go near the sheep. They are all a bunch of freak'in liars!"
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