Post A Message to The Future Here.

[Liability]

Dear future:

By the time you get this letter, Obama's Stimulus will have saved or created 175 Billion jobs.

The ice on the glaciers is still melting as it's been for the last 15,000 years, if not, you're fucked and in what used to be New York City now under a sheet of ice 2 miles thick.

Do not let Progressives try their idea on any other planets, they fucked up every nation on Earth whenever we tried their ideas. DO NOT EXPORT PROGRESSIVE IDEAS!

In closing: get a life, why the fuck are you reading this shit?

We have some anger issues back here in 2010. We have a political party that just took on a whole lot of responsibility by winning an election simply by being against everything the other party tried to talk about. Now they have to govern and they're running a little shy on ideas for doing something with their responsibility.

If it sounds like 3rd grade recess, it is. As editec said, sorry about the mess.

Quite astonishingly wrong. The GOP did well in the last election, true. But they managed -- even so -- to take just one house of our bicameral legislature. The other house is solidly in the Dim camp, still, as is the Executive Branch.

All that the GOP CAN do (if they manage to stick to their guns) is say NO to the hideous Obama Administration agenda. And the really good news is: it suffices. There is no problem. You are mistaken. Gridlock is good.

Until the original premise of your post is realized (as in when the GOP relieves the Dims of the majority in both houses of our legislative branch AND reclaims the Executive branch), the GOP isn't powerful enough to formulate our national public policies. They cannot single-handedly undo all the crap done by the irresponsible liberal Democratics.

If (other than JUST enough appropriation bills to meet our actual needs) the Congress proves entirely incapable of passing so much as ONE bit of legislation during the next two years, I'm more than happy enough with that.

 

[xotoxi]

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Dear Future People,

Are you completely paperless or do you still use pens and pencils? Do you even know what they are?

Kthnxbai

A Long Gone ZB

 

[AVG-JOE]

No. That would make you look like a couple of boobs.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

Other times, a pair of boobs are very very good!

Perspective. That's the ticket!

I'll bet you guys out in Y3K still appreciate a nice rack. Some things haven't changed in the last 1000 years - I'll bet they won't in the next 1000.

 

[strollingbones]

"Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?"

robert browning

dear peeps of the future,

do religions still exist?

do you still enjoy the smell of puppy breath?

have you found a cure for the common cold?

do you still have books?

 

[Blagger]

“Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?”

robert browning

dear peeps of the future,

do religions still exist?

do you still enjoy the smell of puppy breath?

have you found a cure for the common cold?

do you still have books?

What strollingbones is trying to say, is have you learned from our mistakes?

 

[Blagger]

22nd century perverts,

How has pornography evolved after the discovery of extraterrestrial's, and what fetishes have they brought to the table? Are Klingon females really as untidy in the downstairs department as all trekkies have lead themselves to believe? Please tell me you've progressed from the PS3 to the Holodeck. If so, I could, if I were alive, go surfing in my living room. But I'd probably just work my way through all the federation babes instead: 'Counselor Troi, Seven of Nine. Engage!'

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Dear future:

By the time you get this letter, Obama's Stimulus will have saved or created 175 Billion jobs.

The ice on the glaciers is still melting as it's been for the last 15,000 years, if not, you're fucked and in what used to be New York City now under a sheet of ice 2 miles thick.

Do not let Progressives try their idea on any other planets, they fucked up every nation on Earth whenever we tried their ideas. DO NOT EXPORT PROGRESSIVE IDEAS!

In closing: get a life, why the fuck are you reading this shit?

We have some anger issues back here in 2010. We have a political party that just took on a whole lot of responsibility by winning an election simply by being against everything the other party tried to talk about. Now they have to govern and they're running a little shy on ideas for doing something with their responsibility.

If it sounds like 3rd grade recess, it is. As editec said, sorry about the mess.

I should have also mentioned our educational system has been totally sabotaged, destroyed, eradicated; people vote who can barely read the candidates names much less read and understand posts they attempt to respond to.

In place of education, we have a large population of rote-trained, body snatched political operatives. They are impervious to sarcasm, no, not impervious, it's actually physically dangerous to run sarcasm past their auto-response filters, you get the post above this one as a result.

 

[Liability]

Dear Future People,

Are you completely paperless or do you still use pens and pencils? Do you even know what they are?

Kthnxbai

A Long Gone ZB

I know it's been said. But, our dear descendants, if you've gone totally paperless because we greedy fucks from the 21st century kept using trees and now they're gone, and if water is at a real premium because we greedy fucks from the 21st century used it to clean ourselves and to drink and to engage in industry, then how do you clean your anal orifices after a healthy crap?

Do you guys still void your bowels?

Could you please invent a time machine, come back, risk the fucking paradoxes, and show us how to get rid of metabolic waste without pooping?

Thanks.

 

[AquaAthena]

"Stop the world; I want to get off."

 

[AVG-JOE]

What did I miss?

 

[Liability]

What did I miss?

Only the important stuff.

 

[AVG-JOE]

“Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?”

robert browning

dear peeps of the future,

do religions still exist?

do you still enjoy the smell of puppy breath?

have you found a cure for the common cold?

do you still have books?

Seems like those of us in your past all have more questions than answers.

Would you have The Future any other way?

 

[AVG-JOE]

What did I miss?

Only the important stuff.

Story of my life. Fortunately I'm lucky in other ways.





Ain't life grand?

 

[PixieStix]

Dear future

Watch out it's a set up

 

[Liability]

Dear Future:

Our "past" promised us that by now (your past) we'd be zooming around in flying cars. That turned out to be bullshit.

So my question is, did you guys ever work that out or are you STILL weighted down by gravity to ground transportation?

Sincerely yours,

Our Present and your Past.

P.S. If liberals are still around fucking things up, why can't you learn from our mistakes?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Dear Future:

Does the USA have 57 states yet?

 

[Ringel05]

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Dear Future,

We truly, deeply, humbly apologize for the Trololo song.

Please forgive us.

Your past.

 

[PixieStix]

Dear Future,

Don't drink the water...err I mean koolaid