It's true and in all the papers. Cruz is making the claim that he is qualified to judge who is following the teachings of Jesus and who is attacking the teachings of Jesus as if he is speaking on behalf of Jesus. Read all about it in the news. Everyone is talking about it. Did Jesus pick this piece of sh-- to be his spokesman or is it a coup being orchestrated by the Koch brothers?
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POS Ted Cruz Claims To Represent Jesus
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He's lying!
I represent Jesus.
I represent Jesus.
ScienceRocks
Democrat all the way!
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Jesus would of wanted us to help people and care. Ted cruz doesn't care about the poor....Jesus would be pissed.
I've never spoken with the guy, but I do admit to some jealousy over how often his dad has spoken to others.
Is it something I've said?
Is it something I've said?
Ravi
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If only you would accept Tedus Cruzt in you heart all your sins will be forgiven and you will spend eternity showered in his love.It's true and in all the papers. Cruz is making the claim that he is qualified to judge who is following the teachings of Jesus and who is attacking the teachings of Jesus as if he is speaking on behalf of Jesus. Read all about it in the news. Everyone is talking about it. Did Jesus pick this piece of sh-- to be his spokesman or is it a coup being orchestrated by the Koch brothers?
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Erk!!If only you would accept Tedus Cruzt in you heart all your sins will be forgiven and you will spend eternity showered in his love.It's true and in all the papers. Cruz is making the claim that he is qualified to judge who is following the teachings of Jesus and who is attacking the teachings of Jesus as if he is speaking on behalf of Jesus. Read all about it in the news. Everyone is talking about it. Did Jesus pick this piece of sh-- to be his spokesman or is it a coup being orchestrated by the Koch brothers?
AvgGuyIA
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There is room for only one POS in politics and that would be Obama.
AvgGuyIA
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Oh yeah, and how about a link to back up your claim?There is room for only one POS in politics and that would be Obama.
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Why don't you provide a link proving the claim is wrong? The informative OP points out that the story is in all the papers. Why don't you just pick one and read it? You know if you see a link posted you will whine about it being an unreliable source. Pick your own source and whine to yourself. Why do you want to defend some asshole claiming to represent Jesus anyhow?Oh yeah, and how about a link to back up your claim?There is room for only one POS in politics and that would be Obama.
Cruz speaks for Jesus. not with those war boots on he doesn't........I see the bat shit crazy is starting to ooze with this juan...
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These corrupt nutters ALWAYS say god/jesus talked to them. Makes my skin crawl.
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Cruz / Bachmann 2016
Perfect.
I keep wondering if the reason she quit is to run.
And if she's not up for it, maybe he could get $arah.
Delta4Embassy
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It's true and in all the papers. Cruz is making the claim that he is qualified to judge who is following the teachings of Jesus and who is attacking the teachings of Jesus as if he is speaking on behalf of Jesus. Read all about it in the news. Everyone is talking about it. Did Jesus pick this piece of sh-- to be his spokesman or is it a coup being orchestrated by the Koch brothers?
If ya believe in Jesus, how dya know he didn't pick him?
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That would be an awesome combo.Cruz / Bachmann 2016
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It's true and in all the papers. Cruz is making the claim that he is qualified to judge who is following the teachings of Jesus and who is attacking the teachings of Jesus as if he is speaking on behalf of Jesus. Read all about it in the news. Everyone is talking about it. Did Jesus pick this piece of sh-- to be his spokesman or is it a coup being orchestrated by the Koch brothers?
If ya believe in Jesus, how dya know he didn't pick him?
There would have been a sign, like an eclipse or earthquake at the moment he made the comment.It's true and in all the papers. Cruz is making the claim that he is qualified to judge who is following the teachings of Jesus and who is attacking the teachings of Jesus as if he is speaking on behalf of Jesus. Read all about it in the news. Everyone is talking about it. Did Jesus pick this piece of sh-- to be his spokesman or is it a coup being orchestrated by the Koch brothers?
If ya believe in Jesus, how dya know he didn't pick him?
Delta4Embassy
Gold Member
It's true and in all the papers. Cruz is making the claim that he is qualified to judge who is following the teachings of Jesus and who is attacking the teachings of Jesus as if he is speaking on behalf of Jesus. Read all about it in the news. Everyone is talking about it. Did Jesus pick this piece of sh-- to be his spokesman or is it a coup being orchestrated by the Koch brothers?
If ya believe in Jesus, how dya know he didn't pick him?There would have been a sign, like an eclipse or earthquake at the moment he made the comment.It's true and in all the papers. Cruz is making the claim that he is qualified to judge who is following the teachings of Jesus and who is attacking the teachings of Jesus as if he is speaking on behalf of Jesus. Read all about it in the news. Everyone is talking about it. Did Jesus pick this piece of sh-- to be his spokesman or is it a coup being orchestrated by the Koch brothers?
If ya believe in Jesus, how dya know he didn't pick him?
bit of a quake in Nepal the other day
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cruz speaks for jesus - - Yahoo Search ResultsWhy don't you provide a link proving the claim is wrong? The informative OP points out that the story is in all the papers. Why don't you just pick one and read it? You know if you see a link posted you will whine about it being an unreliable source. Pick your own source and whine to yourself. Why do you want to defend some asshole claiming to represent Jesus anyhow?Oh yeah, and how about a link to back up your claim?There is room for only one POS in politics and that would be Obama.
Not a single paper mentions it.
orogenicman
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Ted Cruz's constituent:
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You can take a course in internet searching at your community college.cruz speaks for jesus - - Yahoo Search ResultsWhy don't you provide a link proving the claim is wrong? The informative OP points out that the story is in all the papers. Why don't you just pick one and read it? You know if you see a link posted you will whine about it being an unreliable source. Pick your own source and whine to yourself. Why do you want to defend some asshole claiming to represent Jesus anyhow?Oh yeah, and how about a link to back up your claim?There is room for only one POS in politics and that would be Obama.
Not a single paper mentions it.
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