Politically Speaking, Who Could You Go Gay For...?

[bayoubill]

myself, I could go for Paul Ryan... a sharp-as-a-knife cutie pie...

could imagine him and me going all night... and afterwards, me fixing breakfast for the two of us...

 

[bayoubill]

trying to think of other political figures of the same gender as me whom I might wanna get busy with...

 

[Oscar Wao]

Well, I'm already gay, but I've got quite a few.

John Thune. He looks like he's got that type of rugged masculinity that I've got a huge fetish for.

John Kasich. He's not too bad for being 60!

Scott Brown. Can you please come and er...model for me?

Martin O'Malley. Trust me. When I'm through with him, he'll be a conservative in no time.

Bob McDonnell. Yeah.

To name a few...

 

[The2ndAmendment]

Rand Paul

 

[S.J.]

Perhaps you and Hillary could work something out with Paul and let's say Susan Rice. Kind of a free-for-all.

 

[Oscar Wao]

Rand Paul

Sorry.

Let's say I have a special kind of respect for the Paul family. Having carnal fantasies about Rand soils that respect, plus I don't find Rand attractive anyway.

 

[bayoubill]

Thomas Jefferson, if he and I happened to be living at the same time...

William Weld, former GOP governor of Massachusetts and all-around cool dude...

 

[nitroz]

fuck them all

 

[bayoubill]

Well, I'm already gay, but I've got quite a few.

John Thune. He looks like he's got that type of rugged masculinity that I've got a huge fetish for.

John Kasich. He's not too bad for being 60!

Scott Brown. Can you please come and er...model for me?

Martin O'Malley. Trust me. When I'm through with him, he'll be a conservative in no time.

Bob McDonnell. Yeah.

To name a few...

thanks for that, Paul... but, as you yourself said, you're not qualified to participate in this discussion...

 

[Oscar Wao]

Aaron Schock

Steve Largent

And yes, I'll concede, Paul Ryan is kinda cute...

 

[Oscar Wao]

Well, I'm already gay, but I've got quite a few.

John Thune. He looks like he's got that type of rugged masculinity that I've got a huge fetish for.

John Kasich. He's not too bad for being 60!

Scott Brown. Can you please come and er...model for me?

Martin O'Malley. Trust me. When I'm through with him, he'll be a conservative in no time.

Bob McDonnell. Yeah.

To name a few...

thanks for that, Paul... but, as you yourself said, you're not qualified to participate in this discussion...

OK, OK, OK. I'll quit.

Enough daddy chasing fantasies for me tonight!

 

[Noomi]

I would go gay for Sarah Hansen-Young:

 

[Saigon]

Certainly Ryan would like to bend the American middle classes over a barrel and fuck the bejesus out of them.

 

[bayoubill]

Perhaps you and Hillary could work something out with Paul and let's say Susan Rice. Kind of a free-for-all.

I'm open to fucking anybody I like (regardless of gender) anytime anywhere anyhow...

and I don't much like you, which, I 'spect, should come as a relief...

that is unless you're one of those folks who refuses to admit to their fantasies

which I 'spect you prolly are...

 

[S.J.]

Perhaps you and Hillary could work something out with Paul and let's say Susan Rice. Kind of a free-for-all.

I'm open to fucking anybody I like (regardless of gender) anytime anywhere anyhow...

and I don't much like you, which, I 'spect, should come as a relief...

that is unless you're one of those folks who refuses to admit to their fantasies

which I 'spect you prolly are...

I told you mine on the other thread, and you're right, it DOES come as a relief. Besides your gay fantasies, anybody who would do Michelle Obama has to be a sick fuck.

 

[Saigon]

anybody who would do Michelle Obama has to be a sick fuck.

I would see you as more of a Barbara Bush man.

 

[bayoubill]

I would go gay for Sarah Hansen-Young:

been my experience that the ladies are more open to discussing this topic...

while the guys run off like squealing 'fraidy cats...

 

[Noomi]

Women are open about most things, men think that if they admit another man is good looking, he will be labeled as gay. Women have no such concern.

 

[S.J.]

Women are open about most things, men think that if they admit another man is good looking, he will be labeled as gay. Women have no such concern.

There are a lot of men I recognize as good looking, but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with 'em.

 

[bayoubill]

Women are open about most things, men think that if they admit another man is good looking, he will be labeled as gay. Women have no such concern.

There are a lot of men I recognize as good looking, but that doesn't mean I want to have sex with 'em.

the mind's imagination is an incredibly wonderful playground...

if you allow yourself to go there with no inhibitions, you would be amazed at the fun you could have...

all without leaving the comfort of your armchair...