Planned parenthood breathes a sigh of relief

[miketx]

It figures. Pretty much how I see it.

Planned Parenthood Workers Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Anti-Violence Protesters March Right On By Their Office

MANHATTAN, NY—During a string of anti-violence protests that spread across the country Wednesday, Planned Parenthood workers at a New York clinic held their breath as they saw protesters approaching with signs decrying violence against the nation’s youth, but quickly breathed a collective sigh of relief as they realized the protesters were marching right by them without taking any notice at all.


Planned Parenthood clinic workers assumed a wave of outrage had finally struck the country over the thousands of babies they kill each day, but were relieved to discover they were only outraged over gun violence. The demonstrators continued on, protesting government officials as they demanded more gun control in order to prevent further school shootings.

“Whew, they were just protesting gun violence, not the countless millions of babies we’ve killed since our founding,” the office manager said...

Planned Parenthood Workers Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Anti-Violence Protesters March Right On By Their Office

 

[Weatherman2020]

If babies were aborted using a small gun, would the left ban abortion?

 

[miketx]

If babies were aborted using a small gun, would the left ban abortion?

No, they'd just call for sensible abortion laws.

 

[JGalt]

If babies were aborted using a small gun, would the left ban abortion?

They do make those, ya know. Unborn beware...

 

[miketx]

If babies were aborted using a small gun, would the left ban abortion?

They do make those, ya know. Unborn beware...

You mean kids are born with those nowadays? No wonder the dims want abortions.

 

[Montrovant]

I hope you realize that The Babylon Bee is satire...

 

[Weatherman2020]

I hope you realize that The Babylon Bee is satire...

Snopes will debunk the story by tomorrow and Facebook will censor all related posts.

 

[miketx]

I hope you realize that The Babylon Bee is satire...

Of course I do, but this article is an accurate representation of my view of the politics of abortion and the imbecile gun march.

 

[Montrovant]

I hope you realize that The Babylon Bee is satire...

Of course I do, but this article is an accurate representation of my view of the politics of abortion and the imbecile gun march.

Reasonable enough. You just never can tell if someone believes one of these satire articles to be true.

 

[Moonglow]

I hope you realize that The Babylon Bee is satire...

Of course I do, but this article is an accurate representation of my view of the politics of abortion and the imbecile gun march.

Yeah that's why you posted it in the wrong section...

 

[Weatherman2020]

I hope you realize that The Babylon Bee is satire...

Of course I do, but this article is an accurate representation of my view of the politics of abortion and the imbecile gun march.

Reasonable enough. You just never can tell if someone believes one of these satire articles to be true.

We now live in the age where satire and reality have converged.

 

[miketx]

I hope you realize that The Babylon Bee is satire...

Of course I do, but this article is an accurate representation of my view of the politics of abortion and the imbecile gun march.

Reasonable enough. You just never can tell if someone believes one of these satire articles to be true.

We now live in the age where satire and reality have converged.

 

[miketx]

I hope you realize that The Babylon Bee is satire...

Of course I do, but this article is an accurate representation of my view of the politics of abortion and the imbecile gun march.

Yeah that's why you posted it in the wrong section...

It conveys my thoughts on the politics of Abortion and the imbecile gun march. Get it troll? That's politics.