JimBowie1958
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Growing up in Dallas i had long heard such rumors....till I met some Okies at a UT-OU game and found out that the 'rythmatic part was greatly exaggerated as the OU team couldnt get past 3!
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You fellows didn't have the three R's in education?..Reading, Riting and Rithmitic..Growing up in Dallas i had long heard such rumors....till I met some Okies at a UT-OU game and found out that the 'rythmatic part was greatly exaggerated as the OU team couldnt get past 3!Only had to use hand.....Since in Okiehoma they didn't learn you to add, just 'rithmitic...
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Rape, rithmatic...and what's the other one?You fellows didn't have the three R's in education?..Reading, Riting and Rithmitic..Growing up in Dallas i had long heard such rumors....till I met some Okies at a UT-OU game and found out that the 'rythmatic part was greatly exaggerated as the OU team couldnt get past 3!Only had to use hand.....Since in Okiehoma they didn't learn you to add, just 'rithmitic...
Almost as good these goons that say Oblama say the word "I" too much...Then overuse the word "I" in their posts...Ouch!Man, you counted to three; pretty good for a liberal.You stated "I" three times in one statement...
Reading....Ah's the 1960's, when they claim edumacation was better...Rape, rithmatic...and what's the other one?You fellows didn't have the three R's in education?..Reading, Riting and Rithmitic..Growing up in Dallas i had long heard such rumors....till I met some Okies at a UT-OU game and found out that the 'rythmatic part was greatly exaggerated as the OU team couldnt get past 3!Only had to use hand.....Since in Okiehoma they didn't learn you to add, just 'rithmitic...
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you mean, "betta.".Reading....Ah's the 1960's, when they claim edumacation was better...Rape, rithmatic...and what's the other one?You fellows didn't have the three R's in education?..Reading, Riting and Rithmitic..Growing up in Dallas i had long heard such rumors....till I met some Okies at a UT-OU game and found out that the 'rythmatic part was greatly exaggerated as the OU team couldnt get past 3!Only had to use hand.....Since in Okiehoma they didn't learn you to add, just 'rithmitic...
Yep, but who needs an education when you can whip cattle into submission...you mean, "betta.".Reading....Ah's the 1960's, when they claim edumacation was better...Rape, rithmatic...and what's the other one?You fellows didn't have the three R's in education?..Reading, Riting and Rithmitic..Growing up in Dallas i had long heard such rumors....till I met some Okies at a UT-OU game and found out that the 'rythmatic part was greatly exaggerated as the OU team couldnt get past 3!Only had to use hand.....Since in Okiehoma they didn't learn you to add, just 'rithmitic...
JimBowie1958
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Quick, Moonglow, how many tooth picks on the floor!Almost as good these goons that say Oblama say the word "I" too much...The overuse the word "I" in their posts...Ouch!Man, you counted to three; pretty good for a liberal.You stated "I" three times in one statement...
I don't use toothpicks..Quick, Moonglow, how many tooth picks on the floor!Almost as good these goons that say Oblama say the word "I" too much...The overuse the word "I" in their posts...Ouch!Man, you counted to three; pretty good for a liberal.You stated "I" three times in one statement...
JimBowie1958
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I think we all know that already, you're an Okie.I don't use toothpicks..
A little mouth wash before meeting polite company would be nice though.
I do know one thing, RC cola and keyboards don't mix...
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Ask Bill Clinton.Rape, rithmatic...and what's the other one?You fellows didn't have the three R's in education?..Reading, Riting and Rithmitic..Growing up in Dallas i had long heard such rumors....till I met some Okies at a UT-OU game and found out that the 'rythmatic part was greatly exaggerated as the OU team couldnt get past 3!Only had to use hand.....Since in Okiehoma they didn't learn you to add, just 'rithmitic...
Ever hear of dental floss? That stuff that strippers use for shorts onstage..I think we all know that already, you're an Okie.I don't use toothpicks..
A little mouth wash before meeting polite company would be nice though.
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RC Cola? Do you have color TV?I do know one thing, RC cola and keyboards don't mix...
Sure, it's black....RC Cola? Do you have color TV?I do know one thing, RC cola and keyboards don't mix...
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Eyem telling the See Error Club on ewe!Yep, but who needs an education when you can whip cattle into submission...you mean, "betta.".Reading....Ah's the 1960's, when they claim edumacation was better...Rape, rithmatic...and what's the other one?You fellows didn't have the three R's in education?..Reading, Riting and Rithmitic..Growing up in Dallas i had long heard such rumors....till I met some Okies at a UT-OU game and found out that the 'rythmatic part was greatly exaggerated as the OU team couldnt get past 3!
JimBowie1958
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Ever hear of dental floss? That stuff that strippers use for shorts onstage..
OK, serious shit here.
Dental floss makes an ideal string for stitching leather together.
It is resistant to moisture and strong as hell.
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And thus perfect for strippers.Ever hear of dental floss? That stuff that strippers use for shorts onstage..
OK, serious shit here.
Dental floss makes an ideal string for stitching leather together.
It is resistant to moisture and strong as hell.
Texass, where men are men and women are tied up...Ever hear of dental floss? That stuff that strippers use for shorts onstage..
OK, serious shit here.
Dental floss makes an ideal string for stitching leather together.
It is resistant to moisture and strong as hell.
JimBowie1958
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Some example Okie text for beginners.
U C M PIGS?
M R N PIGS!
O S A R!
O! M R PIGS!
SSOOONNNERS! SOOOOONNNEEERRRSSS!!!
U C M PIGS?
M R N PIGS!
O S A R!
O! M R PIGS!
SSOOONNNERS! SOOOOONNNEEERRRSSS!!!
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