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JimBowie1958
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- Sep 25, 2011
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As the Good Lord Ment'em 2 B!Texass, where men are men and women are tied up...
Indeependent
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- Nov 19, 2013
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Doing what?Texass, where men are men and women are tied up...Ever hear of dental floss? That stuff that strippers use for shorts onstage..
OK, serious shit here.
Dental floss makes an ideal string for stitching leather together.
It is resistant to moisture and strong as hell.
In Arkansas, for some reason all the strippers have their brothers at the club...Some example Okie text for beginners.
U C M PIGS?
M R N PIGS!
O S A R!
O! M R PIGS!
SSOOONNNERS! SOOOOONNNEEERRRSSS!!!
What's necessary to keep the steers safe...Doing what?Texass, where men are men and women are tied up...Ever hear of dental floss? That stuff that strippers use for shorts onstage..
OK, serious shit here.
Dental floss makes an ideal string for stitching leather together.
It is resistant to moisture and strong as hell.
Indeependent
Diamond Member
- Nov 19, 2013
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Like in "The hood"?In Arkansas, for some reason all the strippers have their brothers at the club...Some example Okie text for beginners.
U C M PIGS?
M R N PIGS!
O S A R!
O! M R PIGS!
SSOOONNNERS! SOOOOONNNEEERRRSSS!!!
Or the children of a common mother?
JimBowie1958
Old Fogey
- Sep 25, 2011
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Whats it matter what fer?Doing what?Texass, where men are men and women are tied up...
Indeependent
Diamond Member
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Just don't steer anyone the wrong weigh.What's necessary to keep the steers safe...Doing what?Texass, where men are men and women are tied up...Ever hear of dental floss? That stuff that strippers use for shorts onstage..
OK, serious shit here.
Dental floss makes an ideal string for stitching leather together.
It is resistant to moisture and strong as hell.
JimBowie1958
Old Fogey
- Sep 25, 2011
- 63,590
- 16,756
- 2,220
Dont matter if they all have different last names.Like in "The hood"?In Arkansas, for some reason all the strippers have their brothers at the club...Some example Okie text for beginners.
U C M PIGS?
M R N PIGS!
O S A R!
O! M R PIGS!
SSOOONNNERS! SOOOOONNNEEERRRSSS!!!
Or the children of a common mother?
As I was told when I first moved to Arkanass and ask where all the hookers were.....You don't need a hooker if you got a sister..True story....Like in "The hood"?In Arkansas, for some reason all the strippers have their brothers at the club...Some example Okie text for beginners.
U C M PIGS?
M R N PIGS!
O S A R!
O! M R PIGS!
SSOOONNNERS! SOOOOONNNEEERRRSSS!!!
Or the children of a common mother?
I was always told at Fort Hood that your either a steer or a queer..I new I was in a foreign country......Just don't steer anyone the wrong weigh.What's necessary to keep the steers safe...Doing what?Texass, where men are men and women are tied up...Ever hear of dental floss? That stuff that strippers use for shorts onstage..
OK, serious shit here.
Dental floss makes an ideal string for stitching leather together.
It is resistant to moisture and strong as hell.
They only way to identify them is by a front tooth missing match up...Dont matter if they all have different last names.Like in "The hood"?In Arkansas, for some reason all the strippers have their brothers at the club...Some example Okie text for beginners.
U C M PIGS?
M R N PIGS!
O S A R!
O! M R PIGS!
SSOOONNNERS! SOOOOONNNEEERRRSSS!!!
Or the children of a common mother?
aris2chat
Gold Member
- Feb 17, 2012
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Everybody take a drink every time he mentions himself or says "I"
so how tipsy are you all now?
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