Peo's Place (Refugees Unite!)

[Kyleigh Maria]

thanks for the welcome Samson. Are you the real samson or Sams' son?

I'm the real Samson.

Delilah has destroyed all my strength, and I now live among the Philistines.

We have ways of restoring destroyed strength, Sampson. In fact, Jeannie can do it with just a twitch of her nose.

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

And how come it's always the woman who's to blame? You must have done SOMETHING to make her so mad.

 

[Samson]

samson,

I'll assume you ignored the signs we had posted about Delilah. Oh well, the Philistines at least know how to party.

Yep, I ignored all of them, even the ones attached to 2'X4's I was hit with.

 

[doodlebug]

Influences??? what influenses??? Every hottie that gets near ends up having an accident. uh..they ARE accidents aren't they? look at me when I'm talking young lady! I KNOW that look.

 

[Samson]

thanks for the welcome Samson. Are you the real samson or Sams' son?

I'm the real Samson.

Delilah has destroyed all my strength, and I now live among the Philistines.

We have ways of restoring destroyed strength, Sampson. In fact, Jeannie can do it with just a twitch of her nose.

I can tell.

And how come it's always the woman who's to blame? You must have done SOMETHING to make her so mad.

She just didn't like my hair.

 

[doodlebug]

We have ways of restoring destroyed strength, Sampson. In fact, Jeannie can do it with just a twitch of her nose.

just pray she don't sneeze at the wrong moment. you could end up in worse shape.

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

Influences??? what influenses??? Every hottie that gets near ends up having an accident. uh..they ARE accidents aren't they? look at me when I'm talking young lady! I KNOW that look.

Well. All I know is they sure didn't jump on purpose, so that makes it an accident, right? That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What look?

This one?

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

She just didn't like my hair.[/QUOTE]


Destroying your strength does seem a bit extreme if that's all it was. Want me to have a talk with her?

 

[doodlebug]

I think the only real reason women get blamed for stuff is because they are usually the ones that did it.
just sayin'

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

I think the only real reason women get blamed for stuff is because they are usually the ones that did it.
just sayin'

Cause you make us do stuff.

 

[doodlebug]

I don't make you do nothin'!! EVER. I value my body parts. so there.

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

But see? If you didn't look at all those cheerleaders bouncing up and down, I wouldn't have to watch them have accidents? See how that works?

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

Hot springs!!!!!

 

[Samson]

She just didn't like my hair.

Destroying your strength does seem a bit extreme if that's all it was. Want me to have a talk with her?

It was my Back Hair.

I thought she'd appreciate the braids.

 

[doodlebug]

If you didn't look at all those cheerleaders bouncing up and down, I wouldn't have to watch them have accidents?

oh,I stand corrected. I hardly ever look very much plus you know damn well I'm almost continually faithful when the mood hits me and you're always going to practically be my favorite woman in the whole world.

 

[doodlebug]

why don't women like back hair?? especialy braided? I isn't like it was just blowing in the wind and unrulely..pftt.

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

She just didn't like my hair.

Destroying your strength does seem a bit extreme if that's all it was. Want me to have a talk with her?

It was my Back Hair.

I thought she'd appreciate the braids.

Ok. I'll get your braids back. I even have sewing kit. Which way did she go?

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

If you didn't look at all those cheerleaders bouncing up and down, I wouldn't have to watch them have accidents?

oh,I stand corrected. I hardly ever look very much plus you know damn well I'm almost continually faithful when the mood hits me and you're always going to practically be my favorite woman in the whole world.

LOL!! I'm almost convinced!!

 

[doodlebug]

Samson,careful.!.. Kyleigh sewed a friends head back on once and did it backwards. It was sorta funny at first but quite inconvienent for driving a car. He had to use mirors.

 

[Kyleigh Maria]

Ok. I couldn't find her, but Cheech and Chong donated some of their back hair. And I have clam snot for glue. Turn around please.