Patrick's advice on chicks - #17 in a series

[Patrick2]

Don't ever make a joke at the expense of a chick - they can't take it.

 

[FRIKSHUN]

Really?

 

[Patrick2]

Really?

Yeah!

 

[eots]

Don't ever make a joke at the expense of a chick - they can't take it.

MAYBE WOMAN JUST DON'T LIKE ....YOU

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[Patrick2]

Don't ever make a joke at the expense of a chick - they can't take it.

MAYBE WOMAN JUST DON'T LIKE ....YOU-

Not a chance - everything goes fine unless i forget and make the joke. Guys grow up razzing each other, etc. they build up immunity - chicks don't have it.

 

[Toro]

Don't ever make a joke at the expense of a chick - they can't take it.

MAYBE WOMAN JUST DON'T LIKE ....YOU-

Not a chance - everything goes fine unless i forget and make the joke. Guys grow up razzing each other, etc. they build up immunity - chicks don't have it.

The difference is that chicks are saying to those things about you to their girlfriends that you are saying to her...

 

[Ringel05]

What are you doing dating chicks??!! Desperate???!!!

(Not only that they don't understand your jokes.......)

 

[eots]

What are you doing dating chicks??!! Desperate???!!!

(Not only that they don't understand your jokes.......)

thats lesson 18...woman dig being called chicks

 

[Big Black Dog]

Other very good advice concerning chicks is to make sure they have plenty of water - especially in this hot weather - and don't group them together so closely that they step on top of each other.

 

[Patrick2]

Other very good advice concerning chicks is to make sure they have plenty of water - especially in this hot weather - and don't group them together so closely that they step on top of each other.

That doesn't happen - chicks are usually very agile. And they can buy their own damn water - who am I - the friggin sparkletts man?

 

[geauxtohell]

This Patrick2 guy is kind of a douchebag.

 

[St.Blues]

I think chicks like being teased and pushed a little, as long as it doesn't get vulgar.
bantering..... can be fun with the hotties.

 

[geauxtohell]

I think guys who refer to women as "chicks" couldn't get laid in a mattress factory.

At least you've updated your vernacular to "chicks" from the now recognized to be outdated term of "babes".

 

[St.Blues]

This Patrick2 guy is kind of a douchebag.

Are we talkin Summers Eve here or what?

 

[geauxtohell]

This Patrick2 guy is kind of a douchebag.

Are we talkin Summers Eve here or what?

I don't know. What product do you use?

 

[Patrick2]

This Patrick2 guy is kind of a douchebag.

Fuck you, asshole.

 

[Patrick2]

I think chicks like being teased and pushed a little, as long as it doesn't get vulgar.
bantering..... can be fun with the hotties.

Yep - they don't like what they call "male humor", and the banter must be VERY light. Found a chick I hadn't seen in a long time on facebook. She had horn rim glasses. I told her she's still very cute, but lose the glasses. i could tell she got pissed.

 

[geauxtohell]

This Patrick2 guy is kind of a douchebag.

Fuck you, asshole.

No. Fuck you and each and every one of the 1000 inane threads you start.

40 posts/day? Yeah, I'll bet you are a real player. Is school out for summer or something?

 

[Patrick2]

This Patrick2 guy is kind of a douchebag.

Fuck you, asshole.

No. Fuck you and each and every one of the 1000 inane threads you start.

40 posts/day? Yeah, I'll bet you are a real player. Is school out for summer or something?

WHY do I attract the nutcases?

 

[lilbug]

Don't ever make a joke at the expense of a chick - they can't take it.

How old the hell are you...12?? My advice to Patrick, stop giving chicks advice, stop giving advice about chicks, you're in waaay over you're head, sonny!