Patrick's advice on chicks - #17 in a series

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    Don't ever make a joke at the expense of a chick - they can't take it.
     
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    Really?
     
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    Yeah! :lol:
     
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    MAYBE WOMAN JUST DON'T LIKE ....YOU

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    Not a chance - everything goes fine unless i forget and make the joke. Guys grow up razzing each other, etc. they build up immunity - chicks don't have it.
     
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    The difference is that chicks are saying to those things about you to their girlfriends that you are saying to her...
     
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    What are you doing dating chicks??!! Desperate???!!!

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    (Not only that they don't understand your jokes.......) :eusa_whistle:
     
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    thats lesson 18...woman dig being called chicks
     
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    Other very good advice concerning chicks is to make sure they have plenty of water - especially in this hot weather - and don't group them together so closely that they step on top of each other.
     
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    That doesn't happen - chicks are usually very agile. And they can buy their own damn water - who am I - the friggin sparkletts man?
     

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