Pain Like No Other

[toxicmedia]

Regretfully, I injured my left hand on site this afternoon. I was standing at the foot of the temporary stairs the scaffolders had built with my left hand on a pallet of plyboard while I held court over the bricklayers. As we were chatting, a thus-far unidentified scaffolder nudged a swivel clamp over the toeboard and it fell two stories and landed on the back of my left hand (these things are made of solid steel). The pain was unimaginable and I expressed my extreme discomfort by bellowing all manner of expletives across the site. Honestly, it's a miracle that no bones were broken and if I was alone when it happened I probably would've cried. I used to think that bashing your thumb with a claw hammer was bad enough, but having that bastard thing land on my left hand in sub-zero temperatures was life changing.

Just thought you should all know.

Dammit!.......I thought it said "Palin like no other"

And it's not a Sarah Palin thread.......sigh......

I LOVE Sarah Palin threads

This is the biggest reason Libturds hate Palin,

Did you see that Sarah Palin look alike porn film?

 

[Moonglow]

I think the worst pain I've ever experienced was a terribly infected tooth.

I had crushed disks pinching my spine cutting off circulation of my torso, that was not near as bad as the hydrocele, close to ripping the liner of my sphincter from lifting to much weight, of course the blursting appendix wasn't too bad...

I have had c6 , c7 fused

Does yours still hurt? I had the same....

 

[NLT]

I think the worst pain I've ever experienced was a terribly infected tooth.

I had crushed disks pinching my spine cutting off circulation of my torso, that was not near as bad as the hydrocele, close to ripping the liner of my sphincter from lifting to much weight, of course the blursting appendix wasn't too bad...

you mean you broke your asshole lifting weights?

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Almost cutting my pinky off.

 

[Gracie]

The ex dropped a manhole cover on his big toe. He cried. A lot. I can imagine.

Pretty sure all men would cry a lot too, in labor and birthing a child.

eh, I bet it's not that bad.....

Um hm. Sure it's not.

You'd cry. Fact.

 

[Moonglow]

Regretfully, I injured my left hand on site this afternoon. I was standing at the foot of the temporary stairs the scaffolders had built with my left hand on a pallet of plyboard while I held court over the bricklayers. As we were chatting, a thus-far unidentified scaffolder nudged a swivel clamp over the toeboard and it fell two stories and landed on the back of my left hand (these things are made of solid steel). The pain was unimaginable and I expressed my extreme discomfort by bellowing all manner of expletives across the site. Honestly, it's a miracle that no bones were broken and if I was alone when it happened I probably would've cried. I used to think that bashing your thumb with a claw hammer was bad enough, but having that bastard thing land on my left hand in sub-zero temperatures was life changing.

Just thought you should all know.

Dammit!.......I thought it said "Palin like no other"

And it's not a Sarah Palin thread.......sigh......

I LOVE Sarah Palin threads

This is the biggest reason Libturds hate Palin,

Did you see that Sarah Palin look alike porn film?

Nalin' Palin, it was okay, if you like inflatable breast...

 

[NLT]

Regretfully, I injured my left hand on site this afternoon. I was standing at the foot of the temporary stairs the scaffolders had built with my left hand on a pallet of plyboard while I held court over the bricklayers. As we were chatting, a thus-far unidentified scaffolder nudged a swivel clamp over the toeboard and it fell two stories and landed on the back of my left hand (these things are made of solid steel). The pain was unimaginable and I expressed my extreme discomfort by bellowing all manner of expletives across the site. Honestly, it's a miracle that no bones were broken and if I was alone when it happened I probably would've cried. I used to think that bashing your thumb with a claw hammer was bad enough, but having that bastard thing land on my left hand in sub-zero temperatures was life changing.

Just thought you should all know.

Dammit!.......I thought it said "Palin like no other"

And it's not a Sarah Palin thread.......sigh......

I LOVE Sarah Palin threads

This is the biggest reason Libturds hate Palin,

Did you see that Sarah Palin look alike porn film?

Umm no?

 

[Moonglow]

The ex dropped a manhole cover on his big toe. He cried. A lot. I can imagine.

Pretty sure all men would cry a lot too, in labor and birthing a child.

eh, I bet it's not that bad.....

Um hm. Sure it's not.

You'd cry. Fact.

Not after the drugs

 

[toxicmedia]

The ex dropped a manhole cover on his big toe. He cried. A lot. I can imagine.

Pretty sure all men would cry a lot too, in labor and birthing a child.

Men could never endure childbirth.

Just look at us when we're sick. Bunch a' babies.

And I'm secure enough to admit it

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

The ex dropped a manhole cover on his big toe. He cried. A lot. I can imagine.

Pretty sure all men would cry a lot too, in labor and birthing a child.

Men are not built for pain -- we are built for dishing it out. Women have a much higher threshold for it.

 

[Moonglow]

I think the worst pain I've ever experienced was a terribly infected tooth.

I had crushed disks pinching my spine cutting off circulation of my torso, that was not near as bad as the hydrocele, close to ripping the liner of my sphincter from lifting to much weight, of course the blursting appendix wasn't too bad...

you mean you broke your asshole lifting weights?

Yes, and herniated the groin....

 

[Moonglow]

The ex dropped a manhole cover on his big toe. He cried. A lot. I can imagine.

Pretty sure all men would cry a lot too, in labor and birthing a child.

Men are not built for pain -- we are built for dishing it out. Women have a much higher threshold for it.

I never understood why they cried......

 

[Gracie]

You are not drugged up during labor, bub. What you get is what the baby gets. Sorry. Only thing you would get is a numbing agent AFTER your cervix opened big enough to allow the head to exit. Imagine a very LARGE grapefruit or pomegranite coming out of your asshole and the gas pains that go along with it. Now, imagine that for..oh...anywhere from a couple of hours (waiting for that pesky cervix) and oh...maybe 16 hours. Straight. Small gaps for deep breathing until the next wave.

Yeah. You'd cry.

 

[toxicmedia]

Regretfully, I injured my left hand on site this afternoon. I was standing at the foot of the temporary stairs the scaffolders had built with my left hand on a pallet of plyboard while I held court over the bricklayers. As we were chatting, a thus-far unidentified scaffolder nudged a swivel clamp over the toeboard and it fell two stories and landed on the back of my left hand (these things are made of solid steel). The pain was unimaginable and I expressed my extreme discomfort by bellowing all manner of expletives across the site. Honestly, it's a miracle that no bones were broken and if I was alone when it happened I probably would've cried. I used to think that bashing your thumb with a claw hammer was bad enough, but having that bastard thing land on my left hand in sub-zero temperatures was life changing.

Just thought you should all know.

Dammit!.......I thought it said "Palin like no other"

And it's not a Sarah Palin thread.......sigh......

I LOVE Sarah Palin threads

This is the biggest reason Libturds hate Palin,

Did you see that Sarah Palin look alike porn film?

Umm no?

The ex dropped a manhole cover on his big toe. He cried. A lot. I can imagine.

Pretty sure all men would cry a lot too, in labor and birthing a child.

Men are not built for pain -- we are built for dishing it out. Women have a much higher threshold for it.

That's looking at the bright side.

But emotional pain, as opposed to physical pain..............a "woman scorned" is quite potent, and really they don't even have to be scorned.

 

[Moonglow]

You are not drugged up during labor, bub. What you get is what the baby gets. Sorry. Only thing you would get is a numbing agent AFTER your cervix opened big enough to allow the head to exit. Imagine a very LARGE grapefruit or pomegranite coming out of your asshole and the gas pains that go along with it. Now, imagine that for..oh...anywhere from a couple of hours (waiting for that pesky cervix) and oh...maybe 16 hours. Straight. Small gaps for deep breathing until the next wave.

Yeah. You'd cry.

I had the ripped sphincter for 2 months before it was fixed.....like having barbed wire up your ass....

 

[ChrisL]

The ex dropped a manhole cover on his big toe. He cried. A lot. I can imagine.

Pretty sure all men would cry a lot too, in labor and birthing a child.

Men are not built for pain -- we are built for dishing it out. Women have a much higher threshold for it.

I never understood why they cried......

Sometimes you just need a good cry. Crying is just another way to relieve stress. I've cried for all kinds of reasons. Lol.

 

[Moonglow]

The ex dropped a manhole cover on his big toe. He cried. A lot. I can imagine.

Pretty sure all men would cry a lot too, in labor and birthing a child.

Men are not built for pain -- we are built for dishing it out. Women have a much higher threshold for it.

I never understood why they cried......

Sometimes you just need a good cry. Crying is just another way to relieve stress. I've cried for all kinds of reasons. Lol.

I grit my teeth...get the bong and all is well.....

 

[ChrisL]

You are not drugged up during labor, bub. What you get is what the baby gets. Sorry. Only thing you would get is a numbing agent AFTER your cervix opened big enough to allow the head to exit. Imagine a very LARGE grapefruit or pomegranite coming out of your asshole and the gas pains that go along with it. Now, imagine that for..oh...anywhere from a couple of hours (waiting for that pesky cervix) and oh...maybe 16 hours. Straight. Small gaps for deep breathing until the next wave.

Yeah. You'd cry.

I had the ripped sphincter for 2 months before it was fixed.....like having barbed wire up your ass....

Stop putting stuff in there.

 

[Moonglow]

You are not drugged up during labor, bub. What you get is what the baby gets. Sorry. Only thing you would get is a numbing agent AFTER your cervix opened big enough to allow the head to exit. Imagine a very LARGE grapefruit or pomegranite coming out of your asshole and the gas pains that go along with it. Now, imagine that for..oh...anywhere from a couple of hours (waiting for that pesky cervix) and oh...maybe 16 hours. Straight. Small gaps for deep breathing until the next wave.

Yeah. You'd cry.

I had the ripped sphincter for 2 months before it was fixed.....like having barbed wire up your ass....

Stop putting stuff in there.

I couldn't unless I stopped eating....

 

[ChrisL]

You are not drugged up during labor, bub. What you get is what the baby gets. Sorry. Only thing you would get is a numbing agent AFTER your cervix opened big enough to allow the head to exit. Imagine a very LARGE grapefruit or pomegranite coming out of your asshole and the gas pains that go along with it. Now, imagine that for..oh...anywhere from a couple of hours (waiting for that pesky cervix) and oh...maybe 16 hours. Straight. Small gaps for deep breathing until the next wave.

Yeah. You'd cry.

I had the ripped sphincter for 2 months before it was fixed.....like having barbed wire up your ass....

Stop putting stuff in there.

I couldn't unless I stopped eating....

I was only joking. That sounds like a terrible injury.