High_Gravity
Belligerent Drunk
dont ask certain questions
does this dress make me look fat? Unless you want brutal honesty....
Don't be subtle.
Dontcha think I would look preaty in that? This is a yes/no question to us. And will not cause us to buy that at any time.
You don't want to cook tonight? Here's how to ensure that you don't and get a pizza;
I don't want to cook tonight, lets order pizza.
Here's how to ensure your man will be wondering where diner is later on;
Honey, Papa Johns emailed me a coupon for pizza. [unless your cooking sucks, this will go over his head, b/c we all look forward to a home cooked meal]
Everytime my girlfriend don't feel like cooking and wants me to do it, I grab the Chinese takeout pamplets and she gets pissed.