Old SPARKY makes a comeback! Tennessee brings back electric chair!

[TemplarKormac]

Yep, I was all wired up for this one. Plugged in from the beginning!

You've been like a precious joule in this thread!

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Yeah, I got a milliwatt more where that came from.

 

[TemplarKormac]

Yeap. All this thread needed was some juice!

 

[TemplarKormac]

 

[TheOldSchool]

Yeap. All this thread needed was some juice!

For the flux capacitator!

 

[OKTexas]

Yeap. All this thread needed was some juice!

I think you just violated "ohms law".

 

[TemplarKormac]

Yeap. All this thread needed was some juice!

I think you just violated "ohms law".

Ohm can take that law and shunt it.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Yup we all knew what this thread was leading to:

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[I.P.Freely]

Yeap. All this thread needed was some juice!

I think you just violated "ohms law".

Ohm can take that law and shunt it.

how dare you Sherlock was the greatest law man ever.

 

[TemplarKormac]

Yeap. All this thread needed was some juice!

For the flux capacitator!

Just a few more puns and this thread will have the 1.21 jigawatts to get us back to 1985!

 

[OKTexas]

I think you just violated "ohms law".

Ohm can take that law and shunt it.

how dare you Sherlock was the greatest law man ever.

You're slowing there, you might want to "amp" it up.

 

[TemplarKormac]

Indeed, this thread has been very polarizing.

(stifles a laugh)

 

[OKTexas]

Indeed, this thread has been very polarizing.

(stifles a laugh)

Might need to run it though a "rectifier".

 

[Kondor3]

America seems determined to become more and more barbaric. This proves it.

No, it doesn't.

You (Australia) were doing similar things, and worse, within Living Memory.

When you've been Capital Punishment -free for, oh, say, 200 years or more, then you can start criticizing others regarding their barbarity.

Until then, you're just another recently-set-aside Capital Punishment country, trying to delude itself that it's superior to those who still have Capital Punishment on the books.

Your last execution was February, 1967, and you hung yours with a rope; breaking Ronald Ryan's neck; a far more grizzly and agonizing end to a life, then either instantaneous electrocution or lethal injection under anesthetic.

You Euros and Aussies (including immigrants from the domains of Islam, where it's even worse), acting all pompous and self-righteous about Capital Punishment, when you've done much worse, and within Living Memory, really crack me up, when you start clucking your tongues and wagging your fingers at us.

 

[Kondor3]

I'm absolutely amped up about it. Ohm-my-goodness!

My kids call that a "Dad Joke"... so bad, it's funny...

 

[TemplarKormac]

Well it was so bad it got amplified!

 

[TemplarKormac]

Indeed, this thread has been very polarizing.

(stifles a laugh)

Might need to run it though a "rectifier".

Or a transformer.

 

[Kondor3]

Hey, we needed a spark!

I think you jolted the thread back to life!!!

Aaaaargh

Yep, had to balance the positive with the negative.

Otherwise the wife becomes Joan of "Arc"...

 

[NoNukes]

ZAAAAPPPPP!!!!.....Well done!

Tennessee has decided to bring back the electric chair. Republican Gov. Bill Haslam on Thursday signed a bill into law allowing the state to electrocute death row inmates in the event the state is unable to obtain drugs used for lethal injections. […] Richard Dieter, the executive director of the Death Penalty Information Center, said Tennessee is the first state to enact a law to reintroduce the electric chair without giving prisoners an option. …

Associated Press ^

America becomes more barbaric with a step backwards.

 

[TemplarKormac]

I think you jolted the thread back to life!!!

Aaaaargh

Yep, had to balance the positive with the negative.

Otherwise the wife becomes Joan of "Arc"...

Yeah, you would get a lot of static otherwise.

 

[KNB]

Why don't we just start Thunderdome? Put a couple of inmates in a pit and throw a trident in between them. "Two men enter, one man leaves." Corporations can sell commercial space, there can be online gambling on who will win, there are billions of dollars to be made on this. And since we've already legalized torture and killing civilians in endless war via remote-controlled flying robots, we shouldn't have any moral dilemma over watching murderers murder each other for our good moral Christian entertainment.