Oh No! Noah Accidentally Fills Ark With Only Male Animals Because He's Not A Biologist

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Book of Job, oldest book of the Bible, describes a Sauropod. There’s nothing else that we know of that fits the description given.
Art: I took this in Cambodia. From 1,000 AD.
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I took this in a 13th century church in Estonia.
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Book of Job, oldest book of the Bible, describes a Sauropod. There’s nothing else that we know of that fits the description given.
Art: I took this in Cambodia. From 1,000 AD.
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I took this in a 13th century church in Estonia.
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China, 1,000-1300 AD
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St George, Spain
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Peru
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I can draw pictures of aliens. It doesn't mean they exist. Also, the fossil record totally discounts the notion of humans and dinosaurs coexisting. If you’re intellectually honest, you’d also check out the sites that debunk the notions these photos “prove”.
 
I can draw pictures of aliens. It doesn't mean they exist. Also, the fossil record totally discounts the notion of humans and dinosaurs coexisting. If you’re intellectually honest, you’d also check out the sites that debunk the notions these photos “prove”.
You can think what you want.
And as soon as you find a real alien that looks like your drawing do let us know.
 
THE ARK—God has promised to flood the Earth due to mankind’s wickedness and has tasked Noah with building an ark and taking with him a pair of each kind of animal to preserve their offspring. Unfortunately, all of the animals selected ended up being males as Noah is not a biologist.

“Let’s see here…every kind of clean animal, unclean animal, and bird of the air. Looks like we got 'em all!” exclaimed Noah surveying all the animals on board. “We’re ready to be sealed up and not a moment too late—the water is rising fast!”

According to members of his family, just as Noah was sitting down and getting settled, the Lord asked Noah why the ark was full of only male animals and not male and female pairs of each kind. “Well, the funny thing is, God, I’m not really what you might call a biologist so I have no way of knowing if I grabbed a male or female.”

“I just took a wild guess and did my best in this context. Without any special, official training it was impossible to tell them apart.” continued Noah. “So not a single female on board, huh? Honestly, I’m not even sure how I managed to do that. My bad?”

At publishing time, the Lord said his heart was grieved and that he regretted making human beings on the earth.
Simple shit man.
He told Noah just bring males for seed
Bitches are a dime a dozen when you have a yacht....

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trump trash still crying because soon-to-be Justice Jackson wouldn't help them out with their gender con-fusion.
Justice Jackson fucked herself with her retort about defining a woman. Any case that comes before the SCOTUS involving Women’s Rights she is going to look like a fool because her opponents can easily mock her for her comment.
 
THE ARK—God has promised to flood the Earth due to mankind’s wickedness and has tasked Noah with building an ark and taking with him a pair of each kind of animal to preserve their offspring. Unfortunately, all of the animals selected ended up being males as Noah is not a biologist.

“Let’s see here…every kind of clean animal, unclean animal, and bird of the air. Looks like we got 'em all!” exclaimed Noah surveying all the animals on board. “We’re ready to be sealed up and not a moment too late—the water is rising fast!”

According to members of his family, just as Noah was sitting down and getting settled, the Lord asked Noah why the ark was full of only male animals and not male and female pairs of each kind. “Well, the funny thing is, God, I’m not really what you might call a biologist so I have no way of knowing if I grabbed a male or female.”

“I just took a wild guess and did my best in this context. Without any special, official training it was impossible to tell them apart.” continued Noah. “So not a single female on board, huh? Honestly, I’m not even sure how I managed to do that. My bad?”

At publishing time, the Lord said his heart was grieved and that he regretted making human beings on the earth.

On the bright side, all the animals on the Ark were happy.
 

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