Oh, Lord...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dan, Apr 15, 2004.

  1. Dan
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    This one was just too awful not to share with ya'll:

    A woman is giving birth. After the final push, the doctor grabs the baby and starts WHAM WHAM WHAM, slamming him against the wall. The woman freaks, and the doctor turns around and laughs: "April fools! He was dead before he came out!"

    Thank you, I need to go take a shower now.
     
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    You are going to hell for posting that joke... and I"m going to hell for laughing at it!
     
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    I didn't even laugh until I read Jeff's reply.

    It must be either retardation or sheer insanity.
     
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    if your here, your slightly insane
     
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    What a sick and twisted joke. I loved it!
     

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