Who can come up with the most retarded joke possible. I'm talking the kinda joke you can't help but laugh at, it's so stupid. I'll start it off: 1)What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. 2)A baby seal walks into a club. 3)A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging down from his crotch. The bartender says "you know you got a steering wheel there". Pirate says "yarrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"