Obama DNC speech drinking game

[Ragnar]

The Official Democratic National Convention Drinking Game | Hollywood.com

Take One Drink:

— Whenever someone says "forward"
— Every time you see a suggested Twitter hashtag
— Every time Sasha and/or Malia look bored
— Whenever "Romney economics" are mentioned
— Whenever Occupy is mentioned
— Whenever 2016: Obama's America is mentioned
— Every time someone reminds us that things sucked in 2008
— Oh, hey, remember Osama bin Laden? Remember that time Obama had him killed? Yeah, take a drink every time someone happens to mention that.
— Obamacare. Drink up.
— Is that Harold and Kumar star Kal Penn? We'd say hit a joint, but this isn't that kind of game. Drink!


Take Two Drinks:

— Every time Romney's tax return comes up
— Every time you see a combover
— If Obama brings up a sports team he likes
— When Michelle Obama's attire is mentioned. Bonus drink if they mention her physique
— Also, bonus drink again if she mentions her work with fat kids
— Every time you see a random Hollywood celebrity
— Same-sex marriage talk in North Carolina? Awkward. Drink up.

Take Three Drinks:

— If anyone mentions the White House beer. Bonus shot if Obama himself calls it "tasty"
— Bill Clinton sighting!
— Every time Obama sings
— If you hear a Joe Biden train joke (or mention)
— When you see a desperate housewife or a hot actress named "Jessica"
— If Obama tears up during a speech

Waterfall: During any mention of/allusion to Eastwooding.

I would take away the drink references about Obama's wife and kids just because the family of politicos is just off limits all the time.

I would add drinks for

- "Let me be clear"

- "I inherited"

- "Make no mistake"

- "Uh" uttered twice or more in a row

 

[Ragnar]

 

[Truthseeker420]

Republicans deserve a drink after getting beat up like this...

 

[Ragnar]

Republicans deserve a drink after getting beat up like this...

It hasn't started yet goofball.

 

[Ernie S.]

The Official Democratic National Convention Drinking Game | Hollywood.com

Take One Drink:

— Whenever someone says "forward"
— Every time you see a suggested Twitter hashtag
— Every time Sasha and/or Malia look bored
— Whenever "Romney economics" are mentioned
— Whenever Occupy is mentioned
— Whenever 2016: Obama's America is mentioned
— Every time someone reminds us that things sucked in 2008
— Oh, hey, remember Osama bin Laden? Remember that time Obama had him killed? Yeah, take a drink every time someone happens to mention that.
— Obamacare. Drink up.
— Is that Harold and Kumar star Kal Penn? We'd say hit a joint, but this isn't that kind of game. Drink!


Take Two Drinks:

— Every time Romney's tax return comes up
— Every time you see a combover
— If Obama brings up a sports team he likes
— When Michelle Obama's attire is mentioned. Bonus drink if they mention her physique
— Also, bonus drink again if she mentions her work with fat kids
— Every time you see a random Hollywood celebrity
— Same-sex marriage talk in North Carolina? Awkward. Drink up.

Take Three Drinks:

— If anyone mentions the White House beer. Bonus shot if Obama himself calls it "tasty"
— Bill Clinton sighting!
— Every time Obama sings
— If you hear a Joe Biden train joke (or mention)
— When you see a desperate housewife or a hot actress named "Jessica"
— If Obama tears up during a speech

Waterfall: During any mention of/allusion to Eastwooding.

I would take away the drink references about Obama's wife and kids just because the family of politicos is just off limits all the time.

I would add drinks for

- "Let me be clear"

- "I inherited"

- "Make no mistake"

- "Uh" uttered twice or more in a row

If the teleprompter goes down, do not attempt to drive.

 

[naturegirl]

Heck if you just take a sip everytime he says "I" or "me", you'll have to call a cab home.

 

[Ragnar]

The Official Democratic National Convention Drinking Game | Hollywood.com

Take One Drink:

— Whenever someone says "forward"
— Every time you see a suggested Twitter hashtag
— Every time Sasha and/or Malia look bored
— Whenever "Romney economics" are mentioned
— Whenever Occupy is mentioned
— Whenever 2016: Obama's America is mentioned
— Every time someone reminds us that things sucked in 2008
— Oh, hey, remember Osama bin Laden? Remember that time Obama had him killed? Yeah, take a drink every time someone happens to mention that.
— Obamacare. Drink up.
— Is that Harold and Kumar star Kal Penn? We'd say hit a joint, but this isn't that kind of game. Drink!


Take Two Drinks:

— Every time Romney's tax return comes up
— Every time you see a combover
— If Obama brings up a sports team he likes
— When Michelle Obama's attire is mentioned. Bonus drink if they mention her physique
— Also, bonus drink again if she mentions her work with fat kids
— Every time you see a random Hollywood celebrity
— Same-sex marriage talk in North Carolina? Awkward. Drink up.

Take Three Drinks:

— If anyone mentions the White House beer. Bonus shot if Obama himself calls it "tasty"
— Bill Clinton sighting!
— Every time Obama sings
— If you hear a Joe Biden train joke (or mention)
— When you see a desperate housewife or a hot actress named "Jessica"
— If Obama tears up during a speech

Waterfall: During any mention of/allusion to Eastwooding.

I would take away the drink references about Obama's wife and kids just because the family of politicos is just off limits all the time.

I would add drinks for

- "Let me be clear"

- "I inherited"

- "Make no mistake"

- "Uh" uttered twice or more in a row

If the teleprompter goes down, do not attempt to drive.

True that.

Anyway, beer is cheaper than gas these days.

Drink, don't drive!!

 

[Politico]

I don't wanna die thank you.

 

[Ragnar]

Well well well.

Not so bad actually. Very hum drum speech. Plenty of platitudes, a few heart strings plucked but when all was said and done, MEH.

Only drank two beers.

 

[rdean]

You guys must be so depressed that he gave such a great speech.

 

[Moonglow]

This was on the posting sites in 2008

 

[Dr.House]

Republicans deserve a drink after getting beat up like this...

It hasn't started yet goofball.

His handlers already had given him the marching order text to spread throughout Algore's interwebs....lol

 

[Rozman]

You guys must be so depressed that he gave such a great speech.

But doesn't he always....
I bet Ed Schultz says he hit it out of the park...

But then again Ed says that about every speech he hears a Democrat give.

For me a lot of blah blah blah...

Whatever, I'm sure Chris Mathews will have some sweet dreams about Obama tonight.

 

[Moonglow]

I'd rather play quarters. But even that takes to long before you get to gulp down a frosty one from the eskie.

 

[Noomi]

So in other words, the moment a word comes out of Obama's mouth, take a drink - right?

 

[Ragnar]

You guys must be so depressed that he gave such a great speech.

Indeed. His greatest. This is the moment when the oceans will stop rising, forget about 2008. Knocked it out of the park, to the Moon or Mars even. Worst of all, I'm only on my third beer!

It was a great speech. Watery eyes, numerous standing ovations and the unexpected adulation of the main stream media is just icing on the cake.

Most of all, and Republicans will be loth to remind the voters...


... no one got struck by lightning!!


Total victory for President Obama IMHO.

 

[Ragnar]

So in other words, the moment a word comes out of Obama's mouth, take a drink - right?

I merely advocate a little convention season fun, not outright alcoholism.

 

[Dr.House]

There probably should be an alcohol poisoning warning/disclaimer on this thread...

 

[Ernie S.]

You guys must be so depressed that he gave such a great speech.

Indeed. His greatest. This is the moment when the oceans will stop rising, forget about 2008. Knocked it out of the park, to the Moon or Mars even. Worst of all, I'm only on my third beer!

It was a great speech. Watery eyes, numerous standing ovations and the unexpected adulation of the main stream media is just icing on the cake.

Most of all, and Republicans will be loth to remind the voters...


... no one got struck by lightning!!


Total victory for President Obama IMHO.

Wasserman-Shultz must have been playing. She damned near passed out at one point.

 

[The Infidel]

Take One puffs:

— Whenever someone says "forward"
— Every time you see a suggested Twitter hashtag
— Every time Sasha and/or Malia look bored
— Whenever "Romney economics" are mentioned
— Whenever Occupy is mentioned
— Whenever 2016: Obama's America is mentioned
— Every time someone reminds us that things sucked in 2008
— Oh, hey, remember Osama bin Laden? Remember that time Obama had him killed? Yeah, take a drink every time someone happens to mention that.
— Obamacare. Drink up.
— Is that Harold and Kumar star Kal Penn? We'd say hit a joint, but this isn't that kind of game. Drink!


Take Two puffs:

— Every time Romney's tax return comes up
— Every time you see a combover
— If Obama brings up a sports team he likes
— When Michelle Obama's attire is mentioned. Bonus drink if they mention her physique
— Also, bonus drink again if she mentions her work with fat kids
— Every time you see a random Hollywood celebrity
— Same-sex marriage talk in North Carolina? Awkward. Drink up.

Take Three puffs:

— If anyone mentions the White House beer. Bonus shot if Obama himself calls it "tasty"
— Bill Clinton sighting!
— Every time Obama sings
— If you hear a Joe Biden train joke (or mention)
— When you see a desperate housewife or a hot actress named "Jessica"
— If Obama tears up during a speech

Waterfall: During any mention of/allusion to Eastwooding.

How about bong hits.....?

WE ARE SOOOOOO WASTED..!!!

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