Obama DNC speech drinking game

[Ragnar]

Take One puffs:

— Whenever someone says "forward"
— Every time you see a suggested Twitter hashtag
— Every time Sasha and/or Malia look bored
— Whenever "Romney economics" are mentioned
— Whenever Occupy is mentioned
— Whenever 2016: Obama's America is mentioned
— Every time someone reminds us that things sucked in 2008
— Oh, hey, remember Osama bin Laden? Remember that time Obama had him killed? Yeah, take a drink every time someone happens to mention that.
— Obamacare. Drink up.
— Is that Harold and Kumar star Kal Penn? We'd say hit a joint, but this isn't that kind of game. Drink!


Take Two puffs:

— Every time Romney's tax return comes up
— Every time you see a combover
— If Obama brings up a sports team he likes
— When Michelle Obama's attire is mentioned. Bonus drink if they mention her physique
— Also, bonus drink again if she mentions her work with fat kids
— Every time you see a random Hollywood celebrity
— Same-sex marriage talk in North Carolina? Awkward. Drink up.

Take Three puffs:

— If anyone mentions the White House beer. Bonus shot if Obama himself calls it "tasty"
— Bill Clinton sighting!
— Every time Obama sings
— If you hear a Joe Biden train joke (or mention)
— When you see a desperate housewife or a hot actress named "Jessica"
— If Obama tears up during a speech

Waterfall: During any mention of/allusion to Eastwooding.

How about bong hits.....?

WE ARE SOOOOOO WASTED..!!!

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