Now THIS is funny! Justice Department Seeks Ebonics Experts?

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  1. teapartysamurai
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    Read it all here:

    Justice Department Seeks Ebonics Experts | The Smoking Gun

    Now that the whiter than white people in the Justice Department need "interpreters" for Ebonics, doesn't surprise me.

    Is it going to wind up looking something like this:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhJDvI3gUO8]YouTube - Airplane Clip Jive Talk[/ame]

    I know Obama couldn't take that job because Harry Reid said he didn't speak with an "N word" dialect!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8YNIp29r9Q]YouTube - Harry Reid Apologizes To Barack Obama For "Negro Dialect" Remark[/ame]

    Only in the government do they put out employment ads like this with a straight face.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    If ya axe me, dis be funny, mohfuckin' funny.
     
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    They need look no further than California ... remember a few years back when the schools wanted all students to take Ebonics classes? I don't think it was allowed to happen.

    You know, some 45 or so years ago, integration was forced on schools because blacks were not getting the same good education as whites. After years of excuses, apologies, and continued lowering of educational standards it hard to understand what anybody is saying anymore. What happened to all the raising of educational standards for blacks that were to be accomplished by integration?
     
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    Because it is a waste of mine and yours tax dollars to cater to this kind of stupidity.

    If a person wants to isolate themselves by speaking like an idiot, thats their problem.

    Should the Justice Department have an "interpreter" for piglatin?
     
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    In your opinion.

    If Piglatin becomes a widely used language, then yes.
     
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    This is a perfect example of exactly how stupid the government is.
     
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    It might be a field of study, but it is not a language, it is a dialect. Anyone that pays attention, and who has a pretty good grasp of English, can follow it. I wonder which ability the DEA has a problem finding in its agents.
     

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