Not Even A Square To Spare

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    Sheryl Crow's solution to Global Warming is to regulate Toilet Paper Usage. "One Square" - and nothing to spare.

    Of course, I suspect that The Elite will purchase Toilet Paper Credits to exempt themselves from this pesky law.

    Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

    Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required"....


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
     
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    I don't like Sheryl Crow. I still hold a grudge for what I believe to be her part in the death of Kevin Gilbert.
     
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    plus she peels the labels off bottles of budweiser.
     
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    What if you have a really big bum - have to be square metre, not a square.
     
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    She uses those in place of the extra toilet paper.
     
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    That bit in the song used to make me cringe. Getting pissed before lunchtime is okay though, no problemo there :D
     
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    what if you're full of shit, like bo diddly?
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    reduce reuse recycle.... I LIKE it!
     
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    Hmmmmm - I suppose someone could apply for a diaper/nappy exemption. Have to be the ones you can launder though, not disposables.
     

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