Not Even A Square To Spare

[boedicca]

Sheryl Crow's solution to Global Warming is to regulate Toilet Paper Usage. "One Square" - and nothing to spare.

Of course, I suspect that The Elite will purchase Toilet Paper Credits to exempt themselves from this pesky law.

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required"....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

 

[hjmick]

I don't like Sheryl Crow. I still hold a grudge for what I believe to be her part in the death of Kevin Gilbert.

 

[maineman]

plus she peels the labels off bottles of budweiser.

 

[Diuretic]

Sheryl Crow's solution to Global Warming is to regulate Toilet Paper Usage. "One Square" - and nothing to spare.

Of course, I suspect that The Elite will purchase Toilet Paper Credits to exempt themselves from this pesky law.

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required"....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

What if you have a really big bum - have to be square metre, not a square.

 

[hjmick]

plus she peels the labels off bottles of budweiser.

She uses those in place of the extra toilet paper.

 

[Diuretic]

plus she peels the labels off bottles of budweiser.

That bit in the song used to make me cringe. Getting pissed before lunchtime is okay though, no problemo there

 

[maineman]

What if you have a really big bum - have to be square metre, not a square.

what if you're full of shit, like bo diddly?

 

[Diuretic]

She uses those in place of the extra toilet paper.

 

[maineman]

She uses those in place of the extra toilet paper.

reduce reuse recycle.... I LIKE it!

 

[Diuretic]

what if you're full of shit, like bo diddly?

Hmmmmm - I suppose someone could apply for a diaper/nappy exemption. Have to be the ones you can launder though, not disposables.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Of course, I suspect that The Elite will purchase Toilet Paper Credits to exempt themselves from this pesky law.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

LOL

 

[maineman]

Of course, I suspect that The Elite will purchase Toilet Paper Credits to exempt themselves from this pesky law.

btw....did you ever finally understand the green power lesson I gave you free of charge?

 

[hjmick]

The obvious answer for Sheryl? Three sea shells.

 

[Superlative]

Sheryl Crow must take perfect dumps, where her anus opens and allows the feces to pass unhindered into the toilet.

I do know that I need to wipe, often more than once.

And one square will only result in a waste of water and soap.

Cause ill be washing shit off of my fingers, and hands, and the flush handle, and stall door, and faucet knobs.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

The obvious answer for Sheryl? Three sea shells.

You ever try to wipe your ass with three sea shells Mick? I have. It sucks.

 

[hjmick]

You ever try to wipe your ass with three sea shells Mick? I have. It sucks.

LMAO. No, no I haven't. I hope to never have the opportunity.