Still waiting Jake...........Again Jake,...... Why would you as a self proclaimed Christian, mock the construction of a replica Ark built to the specifications described in the Bible? ...
Waiting for your answer...........
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Noah's Ark for business in Kentucky
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edthecynic
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Try a full year, it only rained for 40 days, they lived on the ark until the water went down after the rain.Do you honestly believe that you could fit two of each animal on this planet + the food + a human family that requires some space for 40 fucking days?
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They couldn't find room for Unicorns?
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
tigerred59
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The monstrosity of a theme park wants your money.
But you dinophiles better know this: still no room for baby dinos on the ark.
All them rednecks.....no wonder Trump is headed there today, if Walmart were to vomit, thats what we'd see
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Ha ha ha, only God's people can get hired? Ky has the highest meth and px usage of pain killers in the nation........LOLOLOLOSo they will only hire Christians?.... What a Flop.
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You admitted defeat above in your post above, so, no, not "just once more."Still waiting Jake...........Again Jake,...... Why would you as a self proclaimed Christian, mock the construction of a replica Ark built to the specifications described in the Bible? ...
Waiting for your answer...........
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The great majority of professing Christians believe that Noah's ark is a mythical allegory of remorse, repentance, and redemption. Those who reject God will be 'washed away' and the remaining professing believers 'cleansed.'
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The monstrosity of a theme park wants your money.
But you dinophiles better know this: still no room for baby dinos on the ark.
Good thing the animals were not gheys?
Surely you are joking Jake?The great majority of professing Christians believe that Noah's ark is a mythical allegory of remorse, repentance, and redemption. Those who reject God will be 'washed away' and the remaining professing believers 'cleansed.'
I've never heard of any Bible believing Christian church that teaches the Noah's ark story was an allegory. ...
Jake, what is the name of the cult church you are a member? ...
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You are a Muslim, so your input does not matter.Surely you are joking Jake?The great majority of professing Christians believe that Noah's ark is a mythical allegory of remorse, repentance, and redemption. Those who reject God will be 'washed away' and the remaining professing believers 'cleansed.'
I've never heard of a Bible believing church that teaches the Noah's ark story was an allegory. ...
Jake, what is the name of the cult church you are a member? ...
And yet I know the Bible far better than you do. Which is quite obvious after reading your posts on Biblical subjects and theology. ...You are a Muslim, so your input does not matter.
Again Jake, what is the name of the christian cult church you attend?? ...
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I'm glad liberal Democrats hate Christians and mock them. Every time I hear it, it is music to my ears, because I know it means more victories in more elections.
Just wait until they cross the line that pisses off Religious Blacks enough to change parties. They are already doing it enough to make them not enthusiastic enough to vote every election.
Blacks only vote if one of the candidates is a negro.Just wait until they cross the line that pisses off Religious Blacks enough to change parties. They are already doing it enough to make them not enthusiastic enough to vote every election.
And even then, their turn out to vote is very minimal. ...
EvilCat Breath
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Someone voluntarily spent their money building a Noah's Ark theme park. Other people voluntarily want to spend their money there.
There is no problem.
There is no problem.
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Ship's anchor stone found in Turkey
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Sure....enough genetic differences if you only have one breeding pair.......
And who's gonna clean that mess down there????
And who's gonna clean that mess down there????
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Hope you've got lots of time. No soup for Jakey!Again Jake,...... Why would you as a self proclaimed Christian, mock the construction of a replica Ark built to the specifications described in the Bible? ...The monstrosity of a theme park wants your money.
Waiting for your answer...........
Yea,... Jake the direct question avoider. ....Hope you've got lots of time. No soup for Jakey!
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I told you as a Muslim you know nothing about this in Christianity. No answer for you!!Yea,... Jake the direct question avoider. ....Hope you've got lots of time. No soup for Jakey!
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Yea,... Jake the direct question avoider. ....Hope you've got lots of time. No soup for Jakey!
He's consistent in that regard
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