Neighbours from hell!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Bootneck, Jan 29, 2011.

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    There is a huge house near us. The extended family is run by a grumpy
    old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads.

    Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the
    police still do nothing.

    To the best of my knowledge, she has never worked in her life.

    Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for his racist comments.

    A shopkeeper blamed him for arranging the murder of his son and his son's girl-friend,
    but nothing has ever been proved.

    All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
    thought was gay.

    Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in
    nightclubs.

    It is not known if they have the same father.

    They are both out of control.



    I hate living near Buckingham Palace!
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    LOL!

    I totally fell for it, Boot.

    My advice is that you don't piss that family off.

    They're even more dangerous than their reputation would have you believe.

    Plus they have influencial friends in high places.

    Accidents happen, ya know.

    Things get broke.
     

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