My Son is Great

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    This morning, we were walking down near the ocean, when my wife fell on some slippery rocks. She hurt her thumb pretty badly when she hit the ground. Luckily, there was no fracture.

    My son was very concerned about her and throughout the day remained fixated on how she was feeling.

    This evening, he asked her to hold her injured hand out flat. Using his hands he made a pouring motion over her hands and said "I'm pouring my love on your hand." Then he asked her to use her hand to make a pouring motion into his hand and he said "You're pouring your pain into my hands."

    He's 4.5 years old. Amazing.
     
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    What an awesome story! That is one great kid. There's only one thing to do now. Since he can't possibly be your son, you'll have to find his real mother and father and try to locate your biological son. The boys must've gotten switched in the hospital shortly after birth.
     
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    I'm keeping him.

    He and I can make a lot of money as travelling healers...he healing people by laying on hands, and me, with my special tonics and potions.
     
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    Too bad his old man sucks.
     
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    Yes, it will have a completely different meaning when he's 24.5
     
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    My son is four and a half years old too!

    They are little wonders at that age.

    Though now that I think of how my son drew all over a Vatican Roman reproduction sculpture I have I think they can be little natural disasters too.
     
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    All joking aside, that's really awesome. My youngest is 10 and he is the most moral person I know. (He gets that from his Mom, obviously.)
     
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    pranic healing,what? did it work???
     
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    It did work...along with ice and ibuprofen.
     

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