For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything.

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  1. froggy
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    Here's a refresher course.



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    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

    Blood plasma.
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    No piece of paper can be folded in half

    more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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    Donkeys kill more people annually

    than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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    You burn more calories sleeping

    than you do watching television.
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    Oak trees do not produce acorns
    until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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    The first product to have a bar code

    was Wrigley's gum.
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    The King of Hearts is the only king

    WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
    by eliminating one (1) olive


    from each salad served in first-class.
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    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

    (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
    (That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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    Apples, not caffeine,

    are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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    Most dust particles in your house are made from

    DEAD SKIN!
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    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

    So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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    Walt Disney was afraid

    OF MICE!
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    PEARLS MELT

    IN VINEGAR!
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    The three most valuable brand names on earth:
    Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


    but, not downstairs.
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    A duck's quack doesn't echo,

    and no one knows why.
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    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from
    a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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    And the best for last....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.
     
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    Well there's a few posters here on the USMB that have it one better. They constantly speak through it.
    So that wasn't an intruder I shot. It was my clone. Oops.

    Cool, I'm going to bed. Night all!
     
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