My father says Bill Clinton will be President if Hillary is elected

[Blackrook]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's, says Bill Clinton will be the real President if Hillary is elected.

I asked him why he thought that.

"Because she's not smart."

I asked him why he thought Hillary wasn't smart.

"Show me anything she's ever done to show she's smart."

Anyone?

 

[Gracie]

Over her dead body he will! Oh. Wait.

 

[sonic]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's, says Bill Clinton will be the real President if Hillary is elected.

I asked him why he thought that.

"Because she's not smart."

I asked him why he thought Hillary wasn't smart.

"Show me anything she's ever done to show she's smart."

Anyone?

You're lying about all of this.

 

[skye]

How can Bill Clinton be President? He looks like death warmed over, Hitlery does too.

Both of them together wouldn't make half of a President.

Not one quarter of a President!

 

[BULLDOG]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's, says Bill Clinton will be the real President if Hillary is elected.

I asked him why he thought that.

"Because she's not smart."

I asked him why he thought Hillary wasn't smart.

"Show me anything she's ever done to show she's smart."

Anyone?

I guess teabaggerism runs in the family.

 

[Yarddog]

How can Bill Clinton be President? He looks like death warmed over, Hitlery does too.

Both of them together wouldn't make half of a President.

Not one quarter of a President!

If she does win, I dread watching them dance on stage, then the kiss. I cant think of any moment in human history that could be more awkward.

 

[Blackrook]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's, says Bill Clinton will be the real President if Hillary is elected.

I asked him why he thought that.

"Because she's not smart."

I asked him why he thought Hillary wasn't smart.

"Show me anything she's ever done to show she's smart."

Anyone?

You're lying about all of this.

What am I lying about?

 

[mudwhistle]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's, says Bill Clinton will be the real President if Hillary is elected.

I asked him why he thought that.

"Because she's not smart."

I asked him why he thought Hillary wasn't smart.

"Show me anything she's ever done to show she's smart."

Anyone?

What difference does it make?

 

[Blackrook]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's, says Bill Clinton will be the real President if Hillary is elected.

I asked him why he thought that.

"Because she's not smart."

I asked him why he thought Hillary wasn't smart.

"Show me anything she's ever done to show she's smart."

Anyone?

I guess teabaggerism runs in the family.

Do you know what the Tea Party is or what it stands for? I think you don't.

 

[pwjohn]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's, says Bill Clinton will be the real President if Hillary is elected.

I asked him why he thought that.

"Because she's not smart."

I asked him why he thought Hillary wasn't smart.

"Show me anything she's ever done to show she's smart."

Anyone?

Hillary taking office as president will certainly put bill back in the loop. And that ain't such a bad thing from my point of view.

 

[Blackrook]

Please name one accomplishment of Hillary Clinton. I'm not asking for two or three, just one.

 

[Vandalshandle]

Please name one accomplishment of Hillary Clinton. I'm not asking for two or three, just one.

Well, she killed Vince foster and got away with it!

 

[Compost]

I'm not sure being smart is all that necessary to be president.

 

[LoneLaugher]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's, says Bill Clinton will be the real President if Hillary is elected.

I asked him why he thought that.

"Because she's not smart."

I asked him why he thought Hillary wasn't smart.

"Show me anything she's ever done to show she's smart."

Anyone?

Man....are you an idiot or what? You have a personal anecdote for everything....and it always leads in the direction that we all know you want to go.

Your father....PhD's and all....is clearly an idiot as well.

 

[LoneLaugher]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's,

What was his doctoral thesis? ....."How I raised an idiot son". ......

His doctrinal thesis was about how he took pictures of your Mom and sold them on the internet.

There's that good Christian again. Excellent.

 

[LoneLaugher]

I wish I had $100 for every time a USMB nutbag has asked for an accounting of Hillary Clinton's accomplishments. Do they not read the heads of other nutbags?

 

[Gracie]

Once upon a time, long long ago, I wanted Hillary cuz that meant we would get Bill as well. But that was then. This is now. No thanks.

 

[The Great Goose]

bill won't even be able to run a wheelchair by November.

 

[daws101]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's,

What was his doctoral thesis? ....."How I raised an idiot son". ......

how not to raise an idiot son,

 

[BULLDOG]

My father, who is a professor with two PhD's, says Bill Clinton will be the real President if Hillary is elected.

I asked him why he thought that.

"Because she's not smart."

I asked him why he thought Hillary wasn't smart.

"Show me anything she's ever done to show she's smart."

Anyone?

I guess teabaggerism runs in the family.

Do you know what the Tea Party is or what it stands for? I think you don't.

Sure I do
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