Morning Sickness Cured by Oral Sex!

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    A recent scientific study finds that oral sex will alleviate the symptoms of morning sickness experienced by women everywhere. This is a reason for men and women to celebrate! Read the full article here and chime in as to your thoughts.

    Study: Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness « CBS DC
     
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    And, in a related story....

    ....when women are in charge of the Pentagon, missiles will have an entirely different shape.

    True story.
     
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    Let me know how this works for you and I am looking forward to seeing the misssils
     
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    In the form of a Playboy fold-out?




    In the meantime, you might like to rent the film "Teeth"...
     
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    This is very good news.
     
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    Have you already had the hand-outs printed?
     
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    somehow i am just skeptical
     
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    In on 1st page of possible Epic Thrad!

    :suck:
     
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    Ladies are free to contact me should they need relief. :cool:
     
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    it will be an epic failure.....first of all.....back in the day when i was preggers....i woke up and puked...not much room for foreplay ..now is there....and i am sure this study was done by men...and have they done a study of what swallowing sperm does for men? i am sure it will cure homophobia lol
     
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