Mike Johnson declares Christianity official state religion.

[Votto]

Washington - Speaker Mike Johnson today declared Christianity the official state religion as he moved the 10 commandments back into court rooms across the country. Nancy Pelosi lambasted the Speaker saying, "This is an outrage! You cannot post, "Thou shalt not steal, commit adultery, and lie, in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians as it will only produce a hostile work environment. Congressional members in both parties are already saying they will either not run for another term or resign on the spot."

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner was equally indignant saying, "The next thing you know, not only will I not be able to solicit minors online, but Mike Johnson may also prohibit me from watching porn. Without porn, how will any of our lives even make sense or be worth living?" In fact, had I been born during a period where I had no access to porn, I would probably just kill myself."

Universities around the country are equally concerned. Harvard spokesperson Adam Russel said, "Does this mean the university must now embrace the commandment, "Thous shalt not kill? If so, this will stop students from praising Hamas attacks targeting civilians who really deserved it? I mean, the upside would be that we won't have to hide Jewish students in the attic when they protest anymore, but this is an outrage as it violates my first amendment rights! Also, how can we kill off our offspring? We will now have to birth them and raise our own flesh and blood. Mike Johnson must be stopped!!"

 

[WinterBorn]

He is delusional.

And the 10 Commandments do not belong in courtrooms.

 

[Votto]

He is delusional.

And the 10 Commandments do not belong in courtrooms.

You are telling me!

The man even claims to know what a woman is.

He must be stopped, but how?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

He is delusional.

And the 10 Commandments do not belong in courtrooms.

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Time is coming when moral behavior will be demanded everywhere.

Imagine that!




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[Moonglow]

Mike still lusts after Ava Gabor.

 

[Crepitus]

You are telling me!

The man even claims to know what a woman is.

He must be stopped, but how?

He learned it from the porn addiction.

 

[cnm]

The man even claims to know what a woman is.

I've run across only idiots whom claim to be able to give an unbreakable definition of a woman when all it takes is one unaccounted exception to break the definition.

Can you give an unbreakable definition of a woman?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I've run across only idiots whom claim to be able to give an unbreakable definition of a woman when all it takes is one unaccounted exception to break the definition.

Can you give an unbreakable definition of a woman?

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[1srelluc]

double clutch

 

[1srelluc]

He learned it from the porn addiction.

 

[Moonglow]

I've run across only idiots whom claim to be able to give an unbreakable definition of a woman when all it takes is one unaccounted exception to break the definition.

Can you give an unbreakable definition of a woman?

A pain in the arse.

 

[WinterBorn]

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Time is coming when moral behavior will be demanded everywhere.

Imagine that!




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I have no problem with moral behavior. But the 10 Commandments is a religious doctrine that does not belong in our courtrooms.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I have no problem with moral behavior. But the 10 Commandments is a religious doctrine that does not belong in our courtrooms.

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So, moral behavior does not belong in our courtrooms.




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[WinterBorn]

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So, moral behavior does not belong in our courtrooms.




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Not what I said at all.

But morality does not come from the 10 Commandments either. And much of that venerated document is specific to Judeo-Christian religions.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Not what I said at all.

But morality does not come from the 10 Commandments either. And much of that venerated document is specific to Judeo-Christian religions.

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Okay, Saul.




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[WinterBorn]

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Okay, Saul.




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The first 4 commandments are:
(paraphrased)
1) Thou shalt have no Gods before me.
2) Thou shalt not make idols or graven images and worship them.
3) You shall not take the Lord's name in vain.
4) Remember the sabbath and keep it holy.

None of those have anything to do with morality, other than Judeo-Christian religions.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

The first 4 commandments are:
(paraphrased)
1) Thou shalt have no Gods before me.
2) Thou shalt not make idols or graven images and worship them.
3) You shall not take the Lord's name in vain.
4) Remember the sabbath and keep it holy.

None of those have anything to do with morality, other than Judeo-Christian religions.

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Okay. You win.






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[WinterBorn]

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Okay. You win.






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OhPlease, I like seeing you on these forums. Less shit and more quality.

Plus, you are a tough old bird. I'll say I am wrong on this one.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

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Washington - Speaker Mike Johnson today declared Christianity the official state religion as he moved the 10 commandments back into court rooms across the country. Nancy Pelosi lambasted the Speaker saying, "This is an outrage! You cannot post, "Thou shalt not steal, commit adultery, and lie, in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians as it will only produce a hostile work environment. Congressional members in both parties are already saying they will either not run for another term or resign on the spot."

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner was equally indignant saying, "The next thing you know, not only will I not be able to solicit minors online, but Mike Johnson may also prohibit me from watching porn. Without porn, how will any of our lives even make sense or be worth living?" In fact, had I been born during a period where I had no access to porn, I would probably just kill myself."

Universities around the country are equally concerned. Harvard spokesperson Adam Russel said, "Does this mean the university must now embrace the commandment, "Thous shalt not kill? If so, this will stop students from praising Hamas attacks targeting civilians who really deserved it? I mean, the upside would be that we won't have to hide Jewish students in the attic when they protest anymore, but this is an outrage as it violates my first amendment rights! Also, how can we kill off our offspring? We will now have to birth them and raise our own flesh and blood. Mike Johnson must be stopped!!"

So the christian crybaby talking point is that we shouldn't be bothered by mike johnson, because he doesn't have that much power.

That's a pretty weak talking point.

 

[Zincwarrior]

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Okay, Saul.




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Do you and Tlaib hang out at the antiJewish get togethers?