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The American Medical Association held a conference in MIami so that its members could enjoy the beautiful weather.
One doctor from Manhattan went into the Lottery Bar and ordered a martini.
Bartender said cheerfully, "That'll be ten cents please." The doctor could scarcely believe a martini was only a dime, but it was the best drink he ever had!
"I don't know how you do it, but I'll have another martini, and how about some macadamia nuts?"
"Coming right up. That'll be a dime for the martini and a dime for a big dish of macadamia nuts."
"You see, doc, a few years back I hit the Lotto Jackpot and I bought this bar so I could offer the best drinks at giveaway prices. That way I make new friends every day to talk to. Great fun!"
Doctor says, "You're a real sport. I just have to ask, why are those four gray-haired guys sitting in the corner with no drinks or snacks?"
Bartender: "You know these Florida seniors. They're waiting for Happy Hour when everything is half price."
One doctor from Manhattan went into the Lottery Bar and ordered a martini.
Bartender said cheerfully, "That'll be ten cents please." The doctor could scarcely believe a martini was only a dime, but it was the best drink he ever had!
"I don't know how you do it, but I'll have another martini, and how about some macadamia nuts?"
"Coming right up. That'll be a dime for the martini and a dime for a big dish of macadamia nuts."
"You see, doc, a few years back I hit the Lotto Jackpot and I bought this bar so I could offer the best drinks at giveaway prices. That way I make new friends every day to talk to. Great fun!"
Doctor says, "You're a real sport. I just have to ask, why are those four gray-haired guys sitting in the corner with no drinks or snacks?"
Bartender: "You know these Florida seniors. They're waiting for Happy Hour when everything is half price."
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