Memo to US Government: "I'm Moving to Mexico, Please Help"

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  1. 007
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    I am planning to move to Mexico, and in preparation, I asked all my senators and congressmen as well as obama to help me with the move. I sent them all the following letter. I am EXPECTING all of them to help me?

    Dear:_________________

    I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

    We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

    We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

    I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

    Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

    1. Free medical care for my entire family.

    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

    3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

    4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

    5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

    6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

    7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

    8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

    9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

    11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

    13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

    14. I want to receive free food stamps.

    15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

    16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

    17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

    18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

    I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

    Thank you so much for your kind help.
     
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    I hate to tell you this Pale but they would have a nice jail cell waiting for you in good OL'Mexico. I don't think they have any freebies in Mexico either. Good one though. Gives a pretty good account of what the illegals iin our country get at our expense.
     
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    Exactly. The intent of my post was to highlight the absurdity of how far America has bent over to take it in the rear for it's illegal alien population, and the blatant hypocrisy of Mexico.

    And then we sit and wonder why we have the problems we do. Why are people so scared to say anything against these illegals? Frankly I think there should be a nation wide push to have them all identified, detained and deported, and any and all freebies cut off. Found in America again after you've been deported, you'll be given a one way ticket to some deserted island in the Pacific. Now... about that illegal alien problem... oh yeah, we wouldn't have one anymore if we did that.
     
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    Why the hell do you want to move to Mexico???
     
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    Amen. You got my vote.
     
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    It would be a Shangrala if they did everything for me on the list... wouldn't you say?

    Point is, they won't. So why do we do it for them? I'm sick of this country coddling illegal aliens and the huge financial strain they put on us. Our money is gone, our dollar is shrinking, our job market sucks, and there's no real brightness in our future. So then why in the hell are we still providing benefits for people that shouldn't even be here, and not kicking them out instead? In essences, we're putting those illegal aliens AHEAD of our own legal citizens, and it doesn't make any sense.
     
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    To get away from all the Mexicans?
     
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    If you are a legal immigrant in Mexico health care costs $600 a year, the price of living is cheaper, so you can your dream home on the ocean for next to nothing. So moving to Mexico is really not that bad of an idea.
     
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    There are no "legal immigrants" in Mexico Luissa. In fact there aren't "immigrants" in Mexico period. If you weren't born there, you are never going to be allowed to be a citizen of Mexico. They do not allow it.

    So it's kind of funny how they think they have room to bitch about America... wouldn't you say?

    And yes, personally I like Mexico. I've been down there several times. If it wasn't SOOOOO screwed up, I would spend more time down there.
     
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    Nah! The Mexico of years past is gone, gone, gone! Never to come back again. Whoever wants Mexico can have it! On a silver platter if need be.
     

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